[ Featuring a NES ]
In much anticipation
Dreams of no sugar plums
Only pinned up frustration
Cause Bowser made us look dumb
Twas the night before Christmas
And Santa was coming
But all I could think about was
Mike Tyson, what a bout
Santa bring me a new controller
Cause I broke mine, bending it over my knee
Anything but a Sega controller
Perhaps Ducktales will be
Just think of my face
Sitting beautifully under the tree
Twas the night before Christmas
And Santa was coming
But all I could think about was
Mike Tyson, what a bout
Santa bring me a new controller
Cause I broke mine, bending it over my knee
Anything but a Sega controller
Cause it's only for hosers
Santa's coming
Insane, in my brain
He's coming via train
I don't know, is it a plane?
He's coming, reindeer down the hall
Is he gonna go through a chimney or through the wall
He's brining me a new controller cause I broke mine
I broke mine cause I didn't mind
What my parents said, don't bend it over your knee
Here comes it, Christmas under the tree
Santa bring me a new controller
Cause I broke mine, bending it over my knee
Anything but a Sega controller
Cause it's only for hosers
