[ Featuring a NES ]
Rudolph and Mario are both red you know
With Rudolph's nose and Mario's clothes
They led Santa through the snow
To deliver all the presents to the good girls and boys
Who want nothing more than a Nintendo
Oh you can't spell Christmas without M.A.R.I.O
Mushrooms, turtles, bullets, and a little tiny toad
Luigi was making pancakes for all the tykes
So that they could ride on their Excitebikes
Meanwhile, mean ole Bower was trying on his trousers
That he got for Christmas from his Aunt Marie Clowsers
Oh you can't spell Christmas without M.A.R.I.O
Mushrooms, turtles, bullets, and a little tiny toad
Break it down
Yo, Kelso coming in
To rap us 'til the end
Mario, Luigi, Santa Clause
You better go tell your friends
Santa's mama, baking cookies
Made with love and hugs
Bringing us sugary goodness
To hang with the thu thu thu thugs
Solo time
Oh you can't spell Christmas without M.A.R.I.O
Mushrooms, turtles, bullets, and a little tiny toad
Oh you can't spell Christmas without M.A.R.I.O
Mushrooms, turtles, bullets, and a little tiny toad
