Don't want to go out on a Friday night
Want to stay with my cats sitting by the fire, oh
Woah-oh
I'm choosing
Comfort first don't wanna wear my skinny jeans
Cause I will burst, oh
Woah-oh
Is it meant to hurt whenever I bend
It pains me
Don't know any songs, in the top 10
Afternoon naps
Haven't got a heart attack yet
I think I'm aging
Sudoko mind maps
In the back of my head
My hair keeps fading
I think I'm aging
I've joined the national trust
Too scared of my bank account going bust
Woah-oh
Switching from radio one to radio two
I stay up to watch the news, oh
Woah-oh
Can't remember the name to any current band
But I gotta love the archers
I'm their biggest fan, yeah
Afternoon naps
Haven't got a heart attack yet
I think I'm aging
Sudoko mind maps
In the back of my head
My hair keeps fading
I think I'm aging
Don't want to go out
On a Friday night
Want to stay with my cat
Sitting by the fire
Switching from radio one to radio two
I stay up to watch the news
I've started to get a really bad back
But I love my wine I fall asleep
After half a glass, yeah
Afternoon naps
Haven't got a heart attack yet
I think I'm aging
Sudoko mind maps
In the back of my head
My hair keeps fading
I think I'm aging
Afternoon naps
Haven't got a heart attack yet
I think I'm aging
Sudoko mind maps
In the back of my head
My hair keeps fading
I think I'm aging