Dirty billy never finished school
Uncle ernie had a crooked tool
Cousin larry was a dancin' fool
Ally sheedy used to be real cool
But they all believe and they sing along
They find the key to life in some big punk song
We're not afraid
Cures all our pain
Cause we all believe and we sing along
We find the key to life in some big punk song
Sissy jenkins had a broken leg
Grubby greg had an empty keg
Rockin' jacky had a gal named meg
Lil' molly choked on a wooden peg
But they all believe and they sing along
They find the key to life in some big punk song
We're not afraid
Cures all our pain
Cause we all believe and we sing along
We find the key to life in some big punk song
Sappy sue looked through a weepy eye
Billy joe was sad he couldn't fly
Captain fry was sad he couldn't cry
I think my song may be a bit contrived
But they all believe and they sing along
They find the key to life in some big punk song
We're not afraid
Cures all our pain
Cause we all believe and we sing along
We find the key to life in some big punk song