Hey you know what happens to a snake when a Louboutin heel steps on it
Shut the hell up or you'll find out
Rich girls always think of something to get out of trouble
Using daddy's credit card swipe just get on the double
Drug dealers in the town really gotta hustle (Ayy)
Reggie f*cking Mantle is the f*cking muscle
Gave the bitch 10 racks just to f*ck with Reggie Mantle
Burning fizzle rocks on the streets ghoulies go dismantle
Betty burning up her house by just lighting up a candle
Archie's going in the boxing ring that's too much to handle (Ayy)
Going to the gargoyle's lair that's the sunken place
Kiddies with a knife in their pocket that's a danger place
Getting shanked right from in the dark blood is in ya face
Archie's getting f*ckin' drunk going to his happy place
It's not what your thinking
So its platonic
Ok well maybe its a little like what your thinking
Archie are you and Ms. Grundy like together, like romantically
Oh my god you and your music teacher are having a affair
We are together look i know that sounds bad but
Bad, its sounds scandalous
Sounds like jail time to me, illegal
Betty don't go there
Oh i'm already there
Drowning in a tub of holy water that's a sin
Joining a group of cultist you wind up in a pin
Steppin' on hot lava and your doing it again (Ayy)
Gargoyle king is the master of disguise
Just send all your f*cking goons and just turn them into spies
Killing him in cold blood i just seen it with my eyes
While i'm sitting on my couch as i'm eatin' chilli fries (Ayy)
Sistas of the church going right into the skies
As the f*ckin' cult's in the kitchen cookin' up some pies
We just know that there's is trouble and the town's not goin' steady
Keep a loaded Betty Cooper and you always be soo ready (Ayy)
Maxo
What is Grundy to you anyway your booty tutor
I don't know, i don't know what to call her