If I were dark and twisted |I'd tie you to the bed|I'd feed you back your hateful words|Till you wished that you were dead|And I'd have no mercy||If I were dark and twisted |I'd lead you into the woods|I'd leave you there alone and scared|Until you understood|And I'd have no no mercy|And I'd have no no no no mercy||You better watch your back|You better watch yourself |Don't close your eyes you might wake up|In the bottom of a deep dark well|And I'd have no no mercy|And I'd have no no no no mercy||If I were dark and twisted |I'd get a voodoo doll |I'd fill it full of pins and knives|And watch you beg and crawl|And I'd have no no mercy|And I'd have no no no no mercy