Dazzle Rebel - Anything, Mate Lyrics

A rowdy old geezer
He's stuck in his ways
Confused by your pronouns
Men were men in his day
A bit of a groper
He, he, he's proud of that trait
He says these days it's a choker
You can't do anything, mate
They blocked all your socials
Those Facebook Police
Because what you were sharing
Went against their beliefs
You challenge the system
Oh, you challenge the state
Caught like rain in a cistern
You can't do anything mate
No smoking
Drink driving
Or beating on kids
It's the 21st Century
No squeezing
No sleazing
And heaven forbid
Right now
You can't do anything
You can't do anything mate
I'm sorry guvnor
He tells the magistrate
I just fell over
It was an honest mistake
It wasn't a whistle
Whooo, my teeth just resonate
What has the world come to
You can't do anything, mate
No smoking
Drink driving
Or beating on kids
It's the 21st Century
No squeezing
No sleazing
And heaven forbid
Right now
You can't do anything
You can't do anything, mate
You can't do anything, mate
Share what you're thinking
You can't do anything, mate
Steal a feel on the dance floor
You can't do anything, mate
Wolf-whistle girlies
You can't do anything, mate
Casual sexist, racist, homophobic remarks
You can't do anything, mate
You can't do anything, mate
This bloke sounds like a right, CUT