In the land of Docker and GitHub flows
Where the lines of code decree
There's a hero with their markers
Drawing our destiny
They march into the meeting rooms
With vision in their hands
Sketching out a future
That no one understands
Ho!
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
Lost in their endless schemes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Straight into production
Why dig through all the legacy
When you can start anew?
It's much more fun to build it fresh
And draw a line or two
"No time to kill my darlings"
They say with a wide grin
As they redesign the systems
Not sure where to begin
Ho!
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
Lost in their endless schemes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Straight into production
And when you try to reason
Say "This might not fit"
They'll quote Turing & Berners-Lee
With logic that's legit
How can you argue with a mind so great?
They've architected fate
In their tower dreamin' power
We keep the lights on late!
Ho!
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
Lost in their endless schemes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Straight into production
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
Lost in their endless schemes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Straight into production
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
Lost in their endless schemes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Straight into production
Say there oh wait the Whiteboard Warriors
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
What shall we do with the Whiteboard Warriors?
Lost in their endless schemes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Oh they push up it goes
Straight into production