This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song
The Christmas tree's on fire Santa's holding the lighter
My parents are both liars I got gifts but one subscriber's
Thanks for the candy basket Oh God, another jacket
My stocking's filled with acid Am I dreaming? What just happened
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
My neighbours compete to see Who can put up more blinding lights
The kids all wish away the month Cause they want presents in sight
This year had me so mad I've been bad
Got coal that is sitting under my tree I think that my Christmas has died
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
When I was just a boy Christmas brought so much joy Couldn't wait for the presents and laughter I couldn't sleep late at night
Looking for Santa with lights Those are the memories I still remember
Then I became a man Lost sight of who I am
But right in front of me was the answer
Cause on Christmas I feel joy And I turn back to a boy
The answer is to stay young forever
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song