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Pirating movies like ahoy yar yar
Walk the f*cking plank bitch give me all the tar
I'M HARD
I know I'm gonna fart
Hollywood f*cking movies, eat my f*ckin' Jollywood
F*cking monsters and senators
Copping a glock from a cop and I shoot it from inside dat boy retinas
Lo and behold, my toilet cracking from my steamy hot shit
Man it's so lit
The way I scoop my poop with em ice cream scoopers
Goopiest poopiest poop of the century
You like a Japanese armadillo with a cuck fetish
Sipping to much Henny and many toes with relish
Yeah, my homies tight like we're wearing micro-bikinis
My homies fightin' dogs, kickin' ribs, punchin' wee-wees
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Megatron rippin' a fat bong with his dong and his wonton soup
Whooping his ass while I'm topless
MKULTRA
I got a bag of weed and a pink bag
And a pig bag with a bigger bag
I said, where the bag?
In a bag that switches a bigger blue bag
You a old hag, for real
Shoots you with a MAC like an old fat bastard
Lacking calcium and vitamin D
And high cholesterol and sexual assault cases
Oh my days!
God hit you in the face with a hot mace
Makin' sure that you eating a brick
And shit one too
Clog yo bathroom
Can't let one through
Oh? Well, that's too bad for you
What do you really want Megatron?