I threw up in your car again
I told you I would pay for it, and I did
But you know I hate all your friends
Would you stop asking me to g-g-go out, go out with them
Six shots ain't enough to get
My mind off of y'all complaining about your rent
Another round at Saddle Ranch
Ride the bull, have a blast, I'll just blow out, blow out my head
Oh, hello rails, I guess we're off again
I'll be your Charlie Sheen
Yeah, watch me cause a scene
You think you got it, got it
You think you got it, got it
Baby, I know you don't
Oh, I'm sorry princess
Did I spill on your dress
You think you got it, got it
You think you got it, got it
Baby, I know you don't
I woke up in your cardigan
You said to take another aspirin, so I did
Have I said I love you yet
You're so cute when you're mad, Baby, go off, go off again
You're not leaving me, but you should be
I said I can change, don't you trust me
I swore I could be the man you need
But now I'm dizzy, dizzy, dizzy
I'll be your Charlie Sheen
Yeah, watch me cause a scene
You think you got it, got it
You think you got it, got it
Baby, I know you don't
Oh, I'm sorry princess
Did I spill on your dress
You think you got it, got it
You think you got it, got it
Baby, I know you don't
I'll be your Charlie Sheen
'Til you break up with me
I wish I got it, got it
I wish I got it, got it
But you know I don't