[ Featuring Justin McElhany ]
The sun is high (and beating down)
The wind is strong (I'm being thrown around)
There's a glare, on the boards (I can't see)
I'm afraid that outdoor cornhole's not for me
I came,
My shoulder feels the pain,
My heart breaks from the strain,
These outdoor Cornhole events are to blame.
[yelling in agony, depression]
We're out here in the elements,
My bag just hit the ground again,
Please schedule indoor cornhole for the win.
It's a sad injustice
Of my elite skill set.
Throwing in the wind (again!)
Another outdoor event.
I brought a chair, (and ice chest!)
And sunglasses (and cherry chapstick!)
And all my good friends (and it's summer!)
The porta johns (are a bummer!)
We're out here in the elements,
My bag just hit the ground again,
Please schedule indoor cornhole for the win.
It's a sad injustice
Of my elite skill set.
Throwing in the wind (again!)
Another outdoor event.
We're out here in the elements,
My bag just hit the ground again,
Please schedule indoor cornhole for the win.
It's a sad injustice
Of my elite skill set.
Throwing in the wind (again!)
Another outdoor event.
Why can't we enter (an event center!)
And play indoors like we did all winter!
Why can't we enter (an event center!)
And play indoors like we did all winter!
We're out here in the elements,
My bag just hit the ground again,
Please schedule indoor cornhole for the win.
