Some are good and some are bad
The goal is to find the best new dad
Coupons come and coupons go
But loyalty cards will save you dough, bro
If you're the sun then you're strong and brave
But I am a prisoner trapped in this cage of
Hating everything
Now I am a vulture and I'm preening my wings
With the hanging man
Who tried to sing you something heartfelt
But the truth was to hard to tell so he lied
He died with the sun in his eyes - oh my
His last words were something that rhymed
Hey can I tell you something weird?
A man doesn't shave then he grows a big beard
Tricks and traps and games and fame
A dog isn't smart unless he knows his own name
I was the prince but I lost my keys
The queen's in the castle and she's reigning supreme but
Hating everything
Now I am a vulture with the talons that cling
To the hanging man
Who tried to sing her something heartfelt
But the truth was hard to tell so he lied
He died with the sun in his eyes - oh my
His last words were something that rhymed