Lazy Desperados - Twelve Step Lyrics

My baby's got a short dress
Just sits below her thighs
A desperate intoxication
Fuels the lonely in her eyes

And you can't tell I'm down and broken
From the outside looking in
It's a worthy adversary
Love falls to heartache's revenge

And misery comes and goes
Like a sinner's yearly fast
The answer's waiting for you
At the bottom of the glass
This whiskey's made for sipping
But I'll just shoot it down
She two stepped into my heart
And it'll take twelve steps to get her out

Could I ask you for your number
Could I ask you for a light
A universal translation
Can I take you home tonight
Well the preacher gave his blessing
The objections held their peace
An Unholy misconception
A lover's fatal disease

And misery comes and goes
Like a sinner's yearly fast
The answer's waiting for you
At the bottom of the glass
This whiskey's made for sipping
But I'll just shoot it down
She two stepped into my heart
And it'll take twelve steps to get her out

My baby's got a short dress
Just sits below her thighs
A desperate intoxication
Fuels the lonely in her eyes