Shit, look at that turtle
That turtle is f*cking hilarious
When he comes out of his shell
Shit man, that turtle's so funny
I'm so glad that he beat that dumb bunny
And he's just wagging his tail
Shit, I wish I was that turtle
He reminds me of life before hurdles
When we'd give no f*cks or tells
What's in the mind of a turtle?
Surely it's something so noble that you have to reach out and ask it through extended eye contact
You know it's worth it, reciprocated love from the deity from the aquatic seas that you're staring at