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Scrubs: My Musical Soundtrack Album Lyrics



Scrubs: My Musical Soundtrack Lyrics






All Right
by Scrubs Cast

J.D: How many fingers do you see?
Elliot: Call 9-1-1, emergency
Patti: Why are you singing?
Wait...why am I singing?
J.D: Is there someone here with you?
Elliot: Someone that we could talk to?
Onlookers: Are you okay? Are you all right?
Are you okay? Are you all right? Are you okay? Are you all right?
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Why Are You Singing?
by Scrubs Cast

[J.D.]
How many fingers do you see?
Elliot:
Call 9-1-1, emergency

[Patti]
Why are you singing?
Wait...why am I singing?

[J.D.]
Is there someone here with you?
[Elliot]
Someone that we could talk to?

[Onlookers]
Are you okay? Are you all right? Are you okay? Are you all right? Are you okay? Are you all right?
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Welcome to Sacred Heart
by Scrubs Cast

Dr. Kelso: Hello, I'm Dr. Kelso, I'm delighted that you came
So the doctors say you fainted, and you don't know what's to blame
Well, put your mind at ease, there's no ill we can't outsmart
On behalf of all who work here...

All: Welcome to Sacred Heart!

J.D: Our facilities are excellent! You couldn't ask for more
Janitor: As long as you avoid the bathrooms on the second floor
Dr. Kelso: This is Dr. Cox, I'll be giving him your chart
Dr. Cox: And that's Dr. Kelso -- the kiss-ass of Sacred Heart!

Turk: You say you burned your hand real bad -- we'll fix you up with gauze
Elliot: Perhaps you need your fat sucked out -- or want a smaller schnoz!
J.D: Hey!

Dr. Kelso: You caught an S.T.D. from some tasty little tart?
All: We swear
We won't judge you here at Sacred...
Here at Sacred...
Here at Sacred Heart!

...

Dr. Kelso: One more thing that I should mention
If what I've heard is true
And everyone appears to be singing to you....

All: Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh!

Dr. Kelso: Your case is very serious! And we'd better start!

All:
'Cause if you think we're singing, you belong at Sacred Heart!
Doctors! Nurses! Patients! Dead guys!
Welcome to Sacred Heart!
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Scrubs Theme
by Scrubs Cast

I can't do this all on my own
No, I know, I'm no Superman
I'm no Superman
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Everything Comes Down to Poo
by Scrubs Cast

J.D.: Hey, Ms. Miller -- we just need a stool sample
Patti: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?
Turk & JD: 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear -- it's in your
Butt!

J.D.: You see....
Everything comes down to poo!
From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe
We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo!
Turk?

Turk: Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!

J.D.: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose
We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!
Yes!
Everything comes down to poo!

Nurses: Everything comes down to poo!

J.D.: Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!
All across the nation, we trust in defecation!
Everything comes down to poo!

Turk: If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool
Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool!

Robed Woman: My stomach hurts
J.D: Check the poo

Limping Woman: I sprained my ankle
Turk: Check the poo!

Bloody Shoulder Guy: I was shot!
J.D: Check the poo!

Delivery Guy: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
Turk: Check the poo!
Delivery Guy: Mine or his?
J.D: First him, then you!
It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"

J.D. & Turk: But we need to see what comes out of your tush!
Because!

All: Everything comes down to poo!
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu!

J.D. & Turk: Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!

Turk: Our number one test is your Number Two!

All: If there's no breeze, light a match please!
Everything comes down to --

J.D.: Doo-doo!
Turk: Doo-doo!
J.D.: Doo-doo!
Turk: Doo-doo!

All: Everything comes down to ... poo!
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Were Gonna Miss You Carla
by Scrubs Cast

Ted:
So Carla, when will you be back?

Carla:
Not for a year

Ted's Band:
A Year?!?

Carla:
Not for one long, long year

Ted's Band:
Mmmmm, Mmmmm
We understand you love that kid, but this ain't no way to treat us.

Laverne:
And I hesitate to say you did, what Judas done to Jesus!

Doug:
When you leave us all, we'll be upset

Janitor:
Look out that floor is very wet

All:
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?

Ted:
Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet?

Dr. Kelso:
Who'll treat my gay son's rash and be discrete?

Todd:
Who'll give me better ways to say "man-meat"?

Carla (spoken):
"Pincho chiquito"

Todd (spoken):
Thanks! I'm usin' that!

All:
Ooooh, we're gonna miss you 'round here
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?

Turk:
My baby's made the choice to be at home and not at work
So let us all rejoice 'cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk!

Carla:
He's right of course, and yet my heart
In spite of this feels torn apart

All:
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!

Ted:
I need a tissue, Carla!

All:
We're singin' this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?

Turk (spoken):
Lunch!

Carla:
It's gonna be a long, long year
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Guy Love
by JD

[ Featuring Turk ]

[J.D.]
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare.

[Turk]
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,

[J.D. and Turk]
Than explain our
Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

[Turk]
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

[J.D.]
And he tenderly replies,

[Turk]
It's guy love

[J.D. and Turk]
Between two guys.

[Turk]
We're closer than the average man and wife,

[J.D.]
That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D.

[Turk]
You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.

[J.D.]
You're the only man who's ever been inside of me.

[Turk]
Whoa, I just took out his apendix.

[J.D.]
There's no need to clarify,

[Turk]
Oh no?

[J.D.]
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend,

[Turk]
But in a totally manly way.

[J.D. and Turk]
Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The *feeling* of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

[J.D.]
I'll be there to care through all the lows.

[Turk]
I'll be there to share the highs.

[J.D. and Turk]
It's guy love,
Between two guys.

[J.D.]
And when I say, "I love you, Turk,"
It's not what it implies.

[J.D. and Turk]
It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys
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For the Last Time / I'm Dominican
by Turk

[ Featuring Carla ]

Carla:
I've had it up to here so let me make it very clear. Cause I swear I'll never clue you in again. Every time that you profess
I come from Puerto Rico...

Turk:
Yes?

Carla:
For the last time turk, I'm Dominican!

Turk:
Don't make a big to do, I was simply testing you.

Carla:
Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's blaxican?

Turk:
Babe, you know I know the truth.

Carla:
Well I need a little proof. So list all you know about me or no sex again.

Turk:
Ok, lets see. Your name is Carla

Carla:
Oh, yes.

Turk:
You are Latina.

Carla:
Impressive.

Turk:
You're a nurse, your mother's dead, and wait...I got it. Three sisters

Carla:
Turk!

Turk:
Two Sisters? Well I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk off.

Carla:
Tell me, what's my middle name?

Turk:
Ok, I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who get mixed up by all
This crazy ethnic stuff

Todd:
Sorry, Even I know, she's Dominican. Boo-ya!

Carla:
Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan? How long before we met was I in medicine? Was our wedding song the Beattles or
Led Zeplin? Am I freakin Puerto Rican or Dominican?

Turk:
The thing is guys remember facts, like when Derek Jeter hit last year which was three-o-three. And that is why our brains
Are maxed! And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities.

Carla:
Well thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man.

Turk:
Let's talk about your job, and not the fact that your

Carla:
Dominican!

Turk:
You're not staying home from work.

Carla:
Will that make you happy turk?

Turk:
I'll support you if you choose to earn the pingements.

Carla:
Then I'll return to work today! Now you're sure that that's ok?

Turk:
I say ci which is yes in Dominican, and Puerto Rican

Carla:
Turk...

Turk:
But you're Dominican
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Friends Forever
by Scrubs Cast

J.D: We'll be...
Friends forever! We're gonna be friends forever!
We will always be true-ooh-ooh!
Friends forever! We're gonna be friends forever!
I'll always be there for you!

We're as close as..

Turk: The vena cava and the aorta!
J.D: We're best friends just like..
Elliot: Amoxicillin and clavulanic acid!
Dr. Kelso: The tibia, the fibula! The left and right ventricle!
Elliot: A hypodermic needle and a latex tourniquet!
All: Diverticulitis and a barium enema!

Dr. Kelso: The vena cava and the aorta!

Elliot: Amoxicillin and clavulanic acid!
All: (We'll be friends forever!)
Dr. Kelso: The tibia, the fibula! The left and right ventricle!
Elliot: A hypodermic needle and a latex tourniquet!
All: (We'll be friends forever!)

Dr. Kelso: The vena cava and the aorta!
Elliot: Amoxicillin and clavulanic acid!
All: (We'll be friends forever!)
Dr. Kelso: The tibia, the fibula! The left and right ventricle!
Elliot: A hypodermic needle and a...
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Whats Going to Happen to Me?
by Scrubs Cast

Patti: What's going to happen?
What does the future hold?
So many things that I put off
Assuming I'd have time, assuming I'd grow old
What's going to happen?
And will I be alive tomorrow?
What's going to happen...to me?

Dr. Cox: You're going to be okay
All: That's what's going to happen
Everything's okay
We're right here beside you
We won't let you slip away
Plan for tomorrow
'Cause we swear to you
You're going to be okay

Patti: I'm going to be okay
All: That's what's going to happen
Patti: Everything's okay
All: Everything's okay
We will never leave you
Right here we will stay
(Plan for tomorrow)
Plan for tomorrow
'Cause we swear to you
You're going to be okay

J.D: We hope
Dr. Cox: Shhhhh

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The Rant Song
by Dr. Cox

[ Featuring J.D., Patti, The Janitor ]

Patti: Dr. Cox, I'm not crazy!
Dr. Cox: Am I still singing?
Patti: Singing like a bird

J.D: Dr. Cox, huge news!
I pulled some strings and got the parking spot right behind yours!
Bumper buddies!

Dr. Cox: Still, you're not ne-he-hearly as bad as her
Do you know how much you annoy me?
The answer is a lot
Should I list the reasons why?
Well, I don't see why not

It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face You always need a hug
Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug
That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex
And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have nerdy sex!

J.D: Oh, by the way, last time Kim was in town, we got some appletinis and poured 'em on her good parts!

Dr. Cox: See now, Newbie, that's the thing you do that drives me up a tree
'Cause no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be!
So I'm stuck with all your daydreaming, your wish to be my son
It makes me suicidal and I'm not the only one
No, I'm not the only one

Janitor: It all started with a penny in the door
There was a hatred I had never felt before
So now I'll make him pay, each and every day
Until that moussed-haired little nuisance...is...no...more

Dr. Cox: So now that is why I call you names like Carol, Jane, and Sue
Like Moesha, Kim, and Lillian, Suzanne and Betty-Lou
See, regardless of the names I pick, my feelings are quite clear
You're a pain in every day of every month of every year!

Patti: Dr. Cox, you gotta help me, 'cause I really am distressed!
Can't you find another option, won't you run another test?

Dr. Cox: If you want some kind of favor, really any kind of favor
Please just get me peace and quiet from this God-forsaken pest!

J.D: I think what my bumper-buddy is trying to say...
Patti: Shut your cake-hole, Mary-Beth, or I swear to God I'll shut it soon!
Dr. Cox: Congratulations, we'll schedule your test this afternoon
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Options
by Carla

[ Featuring Elliot ]

Carla:
I could tell a bunch of lies

Elliot:
I could buy him his own place

Carla:
I could bring the baby here with me

Elliot:
Or tell him there's no space!

Carla (spoken):
Those are some lame-ass ideas.

Elliot (spoken):
We are so screwed.
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When The Truth Comes Out
by Scrubs Cast

[JD]
I'm sure you must be scared
Not knowing what this test will bring
It could prove that you are crazy
Do you still here people sing?
It's best to know the truth
Of that I have no doubt
But you'll have to face the future
When the truth comes out
[Dr. Cox]
We are running a test that's a waist of our time
But at least she'll accept that she's medically fine
She'll admit that she's nuts or I'll have to say snore
Just give her the cat-scan
And show her the door
[JD]
While we process your results we'll take
You back to wait
[Turk]
We've got drugs to calm you down
So you don't stress about your fate
[JD and Turk]
It's best to know the truth
Of that we have no doubt
But you'll have to face the future
[Cast]
You'll have to face the future
[JD and Turk]
When the truth comes out
[Carla]
You're gonna miss it Carla
You're gonna miss it 'round here
Gonna hurt him badly
But you can't stay away for one whole year
[Patti]
I know that I'm not crazy
[JD]
Everything comes don to poo
[Patti]
I hope that I'm not crazy
[JD]
When ya move I'm gonna have my own private lue
[Patti]
Oh
No

[Elliot]
How'm I s'posed to tell him
That he's not moving too
He doesn't have a clue

Oh my god
I'm crazy!
[Dr. Kelso]
If you'd like to reconsider
I'd be glad to do my part
If you want your job is open
Come on back to Sacred Heart
[Female Doctor] (Spoken)
Look at the temperal lobe, that could be why she's hearing music.
[Dr. Cox] (Spoken)
Biggest anurism I've ever seen, the woman's a time bomb.
[Cast]
Sometimes you're better off not knowing
But this isn't one of those times
Your world's become a musical
And your doctors speak in rhymes
It's best to know the truth
Of that we have no doubt
But you'll have to face the future...
[Carla]
How can I tell him?
[Elliot]
How can I tell him?
[Dr. Cox]
How can I tell her?
[Cast]
You'll have to face the future
When the truth comes out
[Patti]
So Dr. Cox, is it serious?
Oh.
[Cast]
Ahh
When the truth comes out
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Scrubs: "My Musical" Soundtrack is the soundtrack released by Hollywood Records, Inc. It was originally released on August 7, 2007 on iTunes and Amazon.com. The songs are taken from the original songs composed and performed in the Season Six episode "My Musical". "Welcome to Sacred Heart (Reprise)" starts off with J.D.'s final thoughts.
Genre(s): Soundtrack, Musical
Length: 20:05
Released: August 7th, 2007
Year: 2007

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