No-Uh - MF CHRISTMAS Lyrics

Jingle jangle
Wangle Bangle
Just watched tangled
Shot rudolf in the ankle
He took it like a champ didnt shed no tear
That raindeer the raingoat
Kinda-cute like an angle
Then I slide to right see Santa holdin a coke
Cocaine
He sellin drugs to them kids again
*Someone should probably do something about that
I don't wanna be put on the naughty list
Oh yeah forgot about that*
Yet another consecutive year
Santas here
Bringin that real christmas cheer
No snow I fear
But there is white powder
And all the children know that shits not flour
Especially john
Dead for over an hour
Too much Christmas aura
Christmas power
Fish in the bucket happy as clam
Beat another guiser with that christmas ham
Hes cussin in his cusp
Ruspin in his rust
Bustin his bus
Lustin for some just-ice
Motherf*cker like batman
He slap man
The skitta skat man
Hes the fatman
He st nick
He goin down your chimney he's so slick
Down and out up and attem he's not slow he's quick
Jingle jangle
Met up with kris kringle
Sat on his lap gripped his dick and strangled
He was a fraud all along
Ripped off the beard put it on his shlong
Then put it in a song
Stole it like the grinch and his dawg
But its me and mine
Beat is so criminal it might incur a fine
Fine like the grinch
Your presents he yoinked and pinched
Some say because of this
Hes bad and ugly
But when you get to know him he's
Big warm and cuddly
Hes more bubbly then mr mcgugly
You better not pout
You better not cry
Santas putting needles in your eyes
Heroin needles
Sting like beetles
Float like a fly
Now we end it here
So bye bye
Bub
Tub
Rub a dub a dub
Going to the pub
We stole the drums from p-