Listen to me Ricky!
I have a song for you.
Come with me on my tour now
And this is what you should do...
Just listen to me my new friend theres something you should know
its that everybody here is not exactly what they show
thats what you gotta do sometimes to get by
when you're a freshmen here at west terrance field high
to avoid gettin picked on or gettin yo ass kicked
go find some fake friends who you can fake laugh with
come with me on my little tour find someone you can trust
but careful, this is highschool and everybody sucks
now there you got the rich kids, sittin on they wealth
and the emo kids on the emo grass, the grass that cuts itself
and those are the drama kids, tryin to get some fame
and the football team is sad, cuz they never win a game
hallelujah, the bible club tryin to spread the word
the potheads gettin high, they just tryin to spread the herb
the ASB chics would have you think they were pure
but theyre all a bunch of whores and we're all just insecure!
it's highschool and it sucks!
i have few friends i can trust!
highschool and it sucks!
why do I feel out of touch!
highschool and it sucks!
man it suuucks sooo much
its highschool and it sucks!
man it suuuucks sooo muuuuch
you might be walkin through the hallways, like way you stare at me
and everybodys judged by they popularity
all the guys act touch tryin to impress the hoes
and all the hoes walk around like its a fashion show
the star athlete spends all his time humpin
and the class president man he dont do nothin
so pick a click before you pass through
but pick the wrong one and theyll outcast you
prom king prom queen, who got the nicest hair
at the end of the day, nobody really cares
the cheerleaders just cheer, they dont care if we lose
and we dont care about the cheers we're just starin at their boobs!
and even when you think you got a BFF
you turn around and she ran off with your BF
so take your S-AT's and applications
cuz everybody's waitin on graduation
it's highschool and it sucks!
i have few friends i can trust!
highschool and it sucks!
why do I feel out of touch!
highschool and it sucks!
man it suuucks sooo much
its highschool and it sucks!
VERSE 1
What is this feeling that is rushing through my veins
I'm getting dizzy there is no blood in my brain
I'm getting shaky like a drank too much caffeine
I gotta rub my eyes, can't believe what I'm seein
It's like an angel walked right thru that classroom door
And now I'm feelin things I've never felt before
I fell in love right when I looked into her eyes
for just a second, but she has me hypnotized
and it feels sooo new to meeee
its like I started pubertyyyy
oh no, what I siiiight
my pants are getting tiiiiiiiiight
HOOK
I got a tingle in my pants
It makes me wanna dance
I got a tingle in my pants
Its more than just romance
I got a tingle in my pants
It makes me wanna dance
I got a tingle in my pants
She has me in a trance
VERSE 2
So many girls at school but shes one of a kind
So much I wanna say, but nothing comes to mind
I cant go up to her, don't wanna make a scene
Because there's something goin on inside my jeans
now I can't help but stare I know she's meant for me
signs in my underwear point to my destiny
the kids in class might stare, but its just chemistry
and I don't really care, don't matter if they see
HOOK
I got a tingle in my pants
It makes me wanna dance
I got a tingle in my pants
Its more than just romance
I got a tingle in my pants
It makes me wanna dance
I got a tingle in my pants
She has me in a trance
BRIDGE
Tingle in my paaaaaaaaants
Tingle in my paaaaaaaaants
We'll share love and romaaaaaaaance
If you just give me a chaaaaaaaance
VERSE 3
I'm sittin here in class and I cant concentrate
Thinkin bout you and me all happy on a date
Pardon my little friend, I mean no disrespect
My heart is tingly too I don't just want your s-
For now I'll take my dreams and place them on a shelf
Sit with my little friend and just play with myself
Til maybe someday it can just be me and you
You'll feel my tingles and you'll be tingly too
Never forget the day that I lost my virginity It was the best day of my life Never would of imagined something like this would of happened to me Lost my virginity twice Felt like a dream Something from a magazine I had two girls in my room trying to do me So happy I dropped down to my knees And thank the lord for these basketball groupies They both good naked I got anxious I put some condoms on That's what you do with two chicks (That's what you do) Pants around my ankles I got tangled Wound up on the floor Good thing, I hopped up quick Dust myself off _____ I don't know ___ back up and now we good to go It's my first time _____ I ain't turning back 15 minuted kicked a mountain then I took a nap
That's how I lost my virginity I had two girls in my room whooo! Do you know what that meant to me! There were no ladies into me Until I lost my virginity That's how I lost my virginity Do you know what that meant to me! There were no ladies into me Until I lost my virginity
How I remember the day I lost my virginity It was the best day of my life I was a loser at school no girls were into me I would just masturbate and cry Then in Home Mech I met this one chick She was eating everything she could find Some might call her fat But I was cool with that All I saw was 300 pounds of fine She was my partner and we started trying to bake a cake But then she threw me on my back We started kissing and she cover me with whip cream Said she was hungry for a snack I kissed on every pound Then turned her @ss around Held her big old bootie up and went deep She got on top, I told her @ss to stop Cause my lower half was totally asleep She was so damn fat I lost my virginity But I love you so much Do you know what that meant to me She made me her lover There were no ladies into me I just love her so much I lost my virginity That's how I lost my virginity Do you know what that meant to me There were no ladies into me Until I lost my virginity
Miss Teacher I remember that day Like it was yesterday I walked into Chemistry class like everyday Gave you an apple You take it And I'm new But the chemistry that we had wasn't just in the book It was in our soul I don't care about much of them fancy chemicals But I knew that I wanted you And I knew when I felt on those C's And you felt on my D You will be my first F
That's how I lost my virginity Lost my virginity Do you know what that meant to me! Meant so much to me Do you know vagina's ____ So sticky That's how I lost my virginity To my teacher That's how I lost my virginity Do you know what that meant to me! Didn't know vagina's was stinky Until I lost my virginity