[Stan:] Theres a bunch of birds in the sky,
And some deers just went running by,
Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich
And brown, Just another sunday morning
In my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green,
Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean,
This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn,
All, the happy people stop to say hello!
[Stranger:] Get out of my way!,
[Stan:] Even though the temperature's low,
Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,
[Sharon:] Well good morning Stan!
[Stan:] Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
[Sharon:] A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating...
[Stan:] But this is going to be the best movie ever!
It's a foreign film from Canada
[Sharon:] All right, all right here you go,
But be back for supper!
[Stan:] Thanks Mom!
[Sharon:] Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus,
He's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile
While he wore a thorny croooooowwwn,
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure,
And a mind so open and pure,
Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
[Stan:] Hi, is your son home?
[Ms. McCormick:] I think so... HEY!!!
([Stan:] ow) Kenny,
Wake up... Kenny
Dammit come on Kenny: I'm coming!
[Stan:] Kenny the Terrance & Phillip movie is out,
You wanna come?
[Kenny:] (something)
[Ms. McCormick:] Where the hell do you think you're going?
[Kenny:] I'm going to see Terrance & Phillip
[Ms. McCormick:] You can't, you have to go to church!
[Kenny:] But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
[Ms. McCormick:] Well fine go ahead and miss church;
And then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan!
[Kenny:] OK!
[Stan:] You can see your breath hanging in the air,
You see homeless people, but you just don't care,
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown,
[Kenny:] (something),
[Stan:] That's right, its sunday morning in our
Quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!
[Kyle:] OK, Ike lets try this one more time
[Ike:] (something)
[Kyle:] Kick the baby!
[Ike:] Don't kick the baby
[Kyle:] Kick the baby
[Stan:] Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie
[Kyle:] Oh my god dude!
[Sheila:] Kyle, what's going on?
[Kyle:] Nothing, we're going skating now
[Sheila:] Oh, well take your little brother out with you
[Kyle:] Aw ma, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted
[Sheila:] Do as I say Kyle!
[Kyle:] Ok, ok I'm sorry
[Sheila:] Look at those frail and fragile boys,
It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place,
And city life's a complete disgrace,
Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah
Quiet mountain town.
[Cartman:] Mom, somebody's at the dooooor:
Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!
[Liane:] Coming hon...
[Cartman:] Ahh, I can't see the TV
[Generic Reporter:] It's been six weeks
Since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack
Of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
[Liane:] Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends
[Ike:] fireman!
[Cartman:] What are you guys doing here?
OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!
[Four boys:]
Off to the movies we shall go,
Where we learn everything that we know,
Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny says something) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA.
[Stan:]
Can I have 5 tickets to
[Terrance & Phillip:] Asses of Fire please?
[Clerk:] NO!
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack Album Lyrics
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack Lyrics
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - Mountain Town
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - Uncle F*cka
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - It's Easy MMMKay
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - Blame Canada
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - Kyle's Mom is a Bitch
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - What Would Brian Boitano Do?
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - Up There
- Howard McGillin - La Resistance (Medley)
- Michael McDonald - Eyes of a Child
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - I Can Change
- Big Gay Al - Im Super
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - Mountain Town (Reprise)
- Isaac Hayes - Good Love
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - Shut Yo Face (Uncle F**ka)
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - Riches to Rags (Mmmkay)
- Kid Rock - Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch [Interpretation]
- D.V.D.A. - What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - I Swear It (I Can Change)
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - Super
- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast - O Canada
- Kyle - F**k you Fatass
- Micheal McDonald - Through the eyes of a child
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Uncle F*cka
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
[Terrance:] Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle f*cka
You're an uncle f*cka, yes its true
Nobody f*cks uncles quite like you
[Phillip:] Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f*ck your uncle all day long
[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
F*cker f*cker uncle f*cka uncle f*cka f*cka f*cka f*cka
[T & P:] Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
[Terrance:] uncle f*cka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle f*cka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle f*cka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you f*cked your uncle yesterday
[(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle f*cka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E f*ck you Uncle
F*ckaaaaaa tonight...
[Phillip:] Suck my balls!
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle f*cka
You're an uncle f*cka, yes its true
Nobody f*cks uncles quite like you
[Phillip:] Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f*ck your uncle all day long
[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
F*cker f*cker uncle f*cka uncle f*cka f*cka f*cka f*cka
[T & P:] Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
[Terrance:] uncle f*cka
[Terrance:] You're a boner biting bastard uncle f*cka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle f*cka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you f*cked your uncle yesterday
[(laughing)]
[People:] Uncle f*cka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E f*ck you Uncle
F*ckaaaaaa tonight...
[Phillip:] Suck my balls!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
It's Easy MMMKay
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
[Mr. Mackey:] There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say f*ck any more because f*ck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmmkay!
[Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!
[Instead of ass say buns,
Like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
[Instead of shit say poo,
As in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
[With bitch drop the t
Because bich is latin for generosity
[Dont say f*ck any more
[Everyone:] Cuz f*ck is the worst word that you can say
[Children:] F*ck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say f*ck, no we shouldn't say f*ck, f*ck nooooo!!!
[Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!
[Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
[Children:] It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay
[both finish at same time]
[laughing]
[Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay
Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Dont say f*ck any more because f*ck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmmkay!
[Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!
[Instead of ass say buns,
Like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
[Instead of shit say poo,
As in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
[With bitch drop the t
Because bich is latin for generosity
[Dont say f*ck any more
[Everyone:] Cuz f*ck is the worst word that you can say
[Children:] F*ck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say f*ck, no we shouldn't say f*ck, f*ck nooooo!!!
[Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!
[Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
[Children:] It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay
[both finish at same time]
[laughing]
[Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Blame Canada
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
Sheila(Kyle's mom):Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse
Mrs. Marsh: Should we blame the government? Ms. Cartman: Or blame society?
Boys fathers: Or should
We blame the images on TV?
Sheila(Kyle's mom):
No,blame Canada, blame Canada
With all thier beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,
We need to form a full assault its canadas fault
Mrs. Marsh:Don't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan
Ms. Cartman: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to f*ck myself
Shelia: Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame
Canada, blame Canada
Copy shop attendent:They're not even a real country
Anyway
Mrs. McCormic!
K:
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed
Him to expire
Sheila: Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo
Ms. Cartman: And that bitch Ann Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the
Trash we must stash the laughter and f*ck must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
Somebody thinks of blaming us
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents they just wan't to fart and curse
Mrs. Marsh: Should we blame the government? Ms. Cartman: Or blame society?
Boys fathers: Or should
We blame the images on TV?
Sheila(Kyle's mom):
No,blame Canada, blame Canada
With all thier beedy little eyes have packed thier heads so full of lies, blame Canada, blame Canada,
We need to form a full assault its canadas fault
Mrs. Marsh:Don't blame me for my son Stan he saw the darn cartoon and now hes of to join the klan
Ms. Cartman: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf but now when I see him he tells me to f*ck myself
Shelia: Well? Blame Canada, blame Canada, it seems that everythings gone wrong since Canada came along, blame
Canada, blame Canada
Copy shop attendent:They're not even a real country
Anyway
Mrs. McCormic!
K:
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbeque
Crowd: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed
Him to expire
Sheila: Heck no, blame Canada, blame Canada, with all their hockey hollabaloo
Ms. Cartman: And that bitch Ann Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada, shame on Canada, for the smut we must stuff the
Trash we must stash the laughter and f*ck must all be undone we must blame them the cause of fuss before
Somebody thinks of blaming us
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Kyle's Mom is a Bitch
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
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[Cartman:] Weeelllll,
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat f*ckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
[Cartman:] Weeelllll,
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat f*ckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do.
And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
And saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.
Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do.
And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
And saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.
Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Up There
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
Huhhh
Sometimes I think
When I look up real high
That there's such a big world up there
I'd like to give it a try
But then I sink
Cos it's here I'm suppossed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me why does it have to be that way
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, Up where the skys are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care up thereeee.
Ohhhh wowo
They say I don't belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs I'm suppossed to stay where is prone
What is evil anyway
Hoowwww
Is there reason to the rhyme
Without evil there could be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, Up where the skys are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live UP THERE.
I want to live up thereeeeeeee.
Sometimes I think
When I look up real high
That there's such a big world up there
I'd like to give it a try
But then I sink
Cos it's here I'm suppossed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me why does it have to be that way
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, Up where the skys are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care up thereeee.
Ohhhh wowo
They say I don't belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs I'm suppossed to stay where is prone
What is evil anyway
Hoowwww
Is there reason to the rhyme
Without evil there could be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there, Up where the skys are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live UP THERE.
I want to live up thereeeeeeee.
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
La Resistance (Medley)
by Howard McGillin
[ Featuring the People of South Park ]
[GREGORY (singing voice by Howard McGillin):]
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
[ALL:]
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive, or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on
[PARENTS:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
[SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:]
Because the country's gone awry
Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry!
[SOLDIERS:]
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
An execution
What a sight!
Tomorrow night
[SATAN:]
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon!
[TERRANCE AND PHILLIP:]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cka
You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle f*cka
[TERRANCE:]
Looks like we may be out of luck!
[PHILLIP:]
Tomorrow night, we're pretty f*cked!
[CARTMAN, KYLE, STAN:]
Why did our mothers start this war?
What-the-f*ck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
[SATAN:]
I want to be up there!
[SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:]
When Canada is dead and gone
They'll be no more Celine Dion!
[GREGORY AND KIDS:]
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
And though we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!
[SATAN:]
I want to be up there!
[PARENTS:]
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Eyes of a Child
by Michael McDonald
The eyes of a child, so innocent and pure
A child's heart is full of songs
Take a tiny hand and leap into the light
As adults we see pain in the world
And it sometimes don't seem right
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes, we've yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Life is kind of gay, but it doesn't seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
So don't give up, even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah, you gotta find you
Spread your wing and fly, to the brightest star
If you want I can even get my friend Steve to detail your car for like 20 bucks
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes, we've yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn't seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
Gotta lie on my hand
I've gotta lie on my hand
I've gotta lie on my hand
But still I can't find you
Lie on my hand
Where have you gone girl?
Lie on my hand
I pull it up behind you
Lie on my hand
Don't turn around now
Because I'm right there, I'm coming up behind you
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes, we've yet to realize
The bastards they really are
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn't seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn't seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
A child's heart is full of songs
Take a tiny hand and leap into the light
As adults we see pain in the world
And it sometimes don't seem right
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes, we've yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Life is kind of gay, but it doesn't seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
So don't give up, even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah, you gotta find you
Spread your wing and fly, to the brightest star
If you want I can even get my friend Steve to detail your car for like 20 bucks
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes, we've yet to realize
The darkness in their soul
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn't seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
Gotta lie on my hand
I've gotta lie on my hand
I've gotta lie on my hand
But still I can't find you
Lie on my hand
Where have you gone girl?
Lie on my hand
I pull it up behind you
Lie on my hand
Don't turn around now
Because I'm right there, I'm coming up behind you
Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes, we've yet to realize
The bastards they really are
The beauty of their smile, adventurous and wild
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn't seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
Sure life is kind of gay, but it doesn't seem that way
Through the Eyes of a Child
Writer: PARKER
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group
I Can Change
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just f*ck up, try as I might
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
I'll open up my heart, and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again
Yes, I can change, I can change
I know that I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to mate, I like to sing
But it's okay cuz I can change
See it not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made, a prick of me
But I can change I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
I'll open up my heart, and I will show it
Any minute now I will be born again
Satan: But what if you never change
What if you remain a sandy little butthole
Suddam: Hey Satan
Don't be such a twit Mother Theresa won't have shit on me
Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing
Ahhh
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ahhh
(Whistling the tune)
Hey Satan
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just f*ck up, try as I might
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
I'll open up my heart, and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again
Yes, I can change, I can change
I know that I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to mate, I like to sing
But it's okay cuz I can change
See it not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made, a prick of me
But I can change I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
I'll open up my heart, and I will show it
Any minute now I will be born again
Satan: But what if you never change
What if you remain a sandy little butthole
Suddam: Hey Satan
Don't be such a twit Mother Theresa won't have shit on me
Just watch, just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing
Ahhh
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ahhh
(Whistling the tune)
Hey Satan
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Im Super
by Big Gay Al
I'm Super!
Thanks for asking.
All things concidered
I couldn't be better I must say.
I'm feeling super,
no nothing bugs me
Everything is super when your...
Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
I'm so sorry Mr. Cripple
but I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
because I'm feeling so insanely super
that even the fact that you can't walk
can't bring me down
People:
He's super!
Thanks for asking!
All things considered
He couldn't be better he must say!
Big Gay Al:
I'm super!
No nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when your...
Don't you think I look cute in this hat
these little pants
these matching tie that i got at....
Big Gay Al:
I'm Super!
People:
...
Big Gay Al:
Stick 'em up
People:
...
Big Gay Al:
Skittles!
People:
Yes, he's super and
he's proud to be gay
Big Gay Al:
Okay!
People:
Everything is super when your gay!
When your gay
Thanks for asking.
All things concidered
I couldn't be better I must say.
I'm feeling super,
no nothing bugs me
Everything is super when your...
Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
I'm so sorry Mr. Cripple
but I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
because I'm feeling so insanely super
that even the fact that you can't walk
can't bring me down
People:
He's super!
Thanks for asking!
All things considered
He couldn't be better he must say!
Big Gay Al:
I'm super!
No nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when your...
Don't you think I look cute in this hat
these little pants
these matching tie that i got at....
Big Gay Al:
I'm Super!
People:
...
Big Gay Al:
Stick 'em up
People:
...
Big Gay Al:
Skittles!
People:
Yes, he's super and
he's proud to be gay
Big Gay Al:
Okay!
People:
Everything is super when your gay!
When your gay
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Mountain Town (Reprise)
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
Chef:
Everything worked out. What a happy end! Americans and Canadians are friends again.So let's all join hands and knock
Oppression down!
Chior:
Good Lordy, I'm found!
Stan, Kyle, Cartman:
Don't you know our little lives are now complete?
Sharon Lilane and Sheila:
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet.
Sheila:
Super sweet!
All:
Thank God we live in this
Quiet
Little
Pissant
Redneck
Podunk
Jerkwater
Greenhorn
One-horse
Mud-hole
Peckerwood
Right-wing
Whistle-stop
Hobmail
Truck-drivin'
Old-fashioned
Hayseed
Inbred
Unkempt
Out-of-date
Out-of-touch
White-trash
Stan, Kyle, Cartman:
Kick-ass!
All:
Moun..tain..town!
Everything worked out. What a happy end! Americans and Canadians are friends again.So let's all join hands and knock
Oppression down!
Chior:
Good Lordy, I'm found!
Stan, Kyle, Cartman:
Don't you know our little lives are now complete?
Sharon Lilane and Sheila:
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet.
Sheila:
Super sweet!
All:
Thank God we live in this
Quiet
Little
Pissant
Redneck
Podunk
Jerkwater
Greenhorn
One-horse
Mud-hole
Peckerwood
Right-wing
Whistle-stop
Hobmail
Truck-drivin'
Old-fashioned
Hayseed
Inbred
Unkempt
Out-of-date
Out-of-touch
White-trash
Stan, Kyle, Cartman:
Kick-ass!
All:
Moun..tain..town!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Good Love
by Isaac Hayes
I'm bone-ified, socilitified, and qualified to do
Anything your heart can stand, it all depends on you
I'll turn your world upside-down
I'll blow your mind to pieces
You'll recommend me to your motha,
Your sista, your aunts, and your nieces
Listed in the yellow pages
All around the world
30 years experience
And loving sweet young girls, just call
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
It lay how good I make baby
Is how I make it good
I'm the king of the woman's world
They tell it from town to town
And when I find that deserving queen
I'm gonna share my crown
But if the line is busy
Don't freak out or get nervous
Just keep on dialing again and again
Until you get some service, call
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
I'll send your temperature higher
Just like a ball of fire
Now listen to me baby just let your finger do the walking'
Let Chef do the talking' and the loving'
You see I'm a backdoor man and I do the things your man fails to do
I don't know but I've been told by a, a player hater
That my bedroom is a disguised for a freak incubator
So if you see a fine young woman, that can't be satisfied
Send her over to my stable
I'm a horny junction that loves to ride, so call
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
It lay how good I make baby
Is how I make it good
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Call me anytime,
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Right now would be fine, call my number
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Call on me
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Love gravy train, I ride ya on into glory
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Let's get it on
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Let's get it on
Anything your heart can stand, it all depends on you
I'll turn your world upside-down
I'll blow your mind to pieces
You'll recommend me to your motha,
Your sista, your aunts, and your nieces
Listed in the yellow pages
All around the world
30 years experience
And loving sweet young girls, just call
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
It lay how good I make baby
Is how I make it good
I'm the king of the woman's world
They tell it from town to town
And when I find that deserving queen
I'm gonna share my crown
But if the line is busy
Don't freak out or get nervous
Just keep on dialing again and again
Until you get some service, call
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
I'll send your temperature higher
Just like a ball of fire
Now listen to me baby just let your finger do the walking'
Let Chef do the talking' and the loving'
You see I'm a backdoor man and I do the things your man fails to do
I don't know but I've been told by a, a player hater
That my bedroom is a disguised for a freak incubator
So if you see a fine young woman, that can't be satisfied
Send her over to my stable
I'm a horny junction that loves to ride, so call
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
It lay how good I make baby
Is how I make it good
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Call me anytime,
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Right now would be fine, call my number
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Call on me
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Love gravy train, I ride ya on into glory
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Let's get it on
Good love six-nine nine six-nine
Let's get it on
Writer: ISAAC HAYES, MICKEY GREGORY
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Shut Yo Face (Uncle F**ka)
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
Cartman: Yeah! Shut your f*ckin face Uncle f*cka
Kids: your a law lickin ball suckin Uncle f*cka
Cartman & Kids: Shut your f*ckin face Uncle f*cka your a boner biting bastard Uncle F*cka
Cartman: Shhh (door opens) (kids say shut your..... and door opens and Mr.Garrison walks in)
Mr. Garrison: okay children lets take our seats
Kids: your a law lickin ball suckin Uncle f*cka
Cartman & Kids: Shut your f*ckin face Uncle f*cka your a boner biting bastard Uncle F*cka
Cartman: Shhh (door opens) (kids say shut your..... and door opens and Mr.Garrison walks in)
Mr. Garrison: okay children lets take our seats
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Riches to Rags (Mmmkay)
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
[Mackey]
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs, and alcohol, and sex with women (mmmkay)
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict, and must get back in touch...
(Mmmkay)[uhh](mmmkay)[uhh](mmmkay)[c'mon][Nappy]
[Yo!]
(Mmmkay)
Alcohol, drugs, sex, you've become an addict (too much)
Alcohol, drugs, sex, sex (too much)
Alcohol, drugs, sex, you've become an addict
Alcohol, drugs, sex, sex (too much)
He wore the finest stuff
Platinum chains with diamond cuts
Hawaiian slush
Combined with wine and coconuts
Pushed a 'Lac, gator shoes
Armani suits, shot hoops
Plenty hoes, plenty loot
A major nigga, a paid nigga
Kept some rich [?]
Plus a big Benz, plus a Lex jeep
Plus the best freaks
Plus he jet ski in Texas
Flash the big cheddar
Wu-Leather, new cheddar
Gucci sweater
Spillin' Amaretto on a black Beretta
For the fools who change like blue weather
His tailor-made Armani suits
Played with Tommy boots
Pushed more Hummers than army troops
Word to my man Dukes
Look at him Versace'd down
More kids than Bobby Brown
Had a private jet
Planned the odds he best
Two keys inside his vest
I keep the gold chain
And a cold dame
We drove a fast car in a slow lane
From the caviar to the white cocaine
Flick it all in the dope game
Snort coke, push dope
Down to cut a nigga throat
Spent half of his summer
Cruisin' on a love boat
(Mmmkay)
[Chorus 1]
[Mmmkay]{ anyway} [mmm-hmm]{ for real?}
[Is that right?]{ feel that} [Go'n ahead balla]{ do ya thang}
[Mmmkay]{ anyway} [mmm-hmm]{ really?}
[Is that right?]{ feel that} [Go ahead playa]{ do yo thang}
Spring break, Virginia Beach
Had a pair of gold skis
Mo' money than Playboy
(BK?) Nigga please!
He was living lavish
Drinking cash
With player status
Not the fattest chick, the baddest
Used to ball with Gladys Knight
This was just your average night
My dude spend a G a week
Just to see a freak
Strip down to her bare essentials in the Presidential Suite
His mental's weak
New York Undercover shot his brother
In a shootout
He had to move out
And drop his mother in a new house
He had nothin' to go home to
Defeat was on the menu
A two time loser (oh man), deja vu
Fell in debt with Johnny Mafia
And let the gun play
He sold his Ultima
Leased a Hyundai
Pushin' out his mom's place
Get caught for child support
Poppin' corks was more important
Bench warrant, undercover informant
Three years upstate, tough breaks
Droppin' names, poppin' veins
Gettin' high off his own supply
Still movin' weight, steady losin' weight
On the grind
With his life on the line
[Chorus 1]
Alcohol, drugs, sex, you've become an addict(too much)
Alcohol, drugs, sex, sex(too much) Mmmkay?
Alcohol, drugs, sex, you've become an addict
Alcohol, drugs, sex, sex(too much) Mmmkay?
Look, him and his boys got duct taped
For hangin' out at Suge's place
See all my niggas, they took chase
When they heard little Daddy push weight
It was a robbery
Snatch his platinum Cuban link and his Wallabies
Another street casualty that was written
And promised in the prophecy
They stole his watches and rings
While they shot up his veins, god bless
He had no vest but he felt no pain
From the holes in his chest
Heartbeat weaker now
Stones in his reefer now
Lungs overflooded with blood
He 'bout to drown
Nose white, laughing
Ambulance lights flashing
Soon he'll leave, but for now
Give him some room to breathe
Doctor called the family in
Enemies, and next of kin
One foot in the grave
And his soul in the wind
From ashes to dirt, one closed casket
Two limousines and a hearse
Photographic pictures of the bastard
With "Rest In Peace" on (damn!) his shirt
'Cause at the wake
Some niggas came over
Jumpin' out a Range Rover
Put the gat to his head
And told him "game's over"
[Mmmkay]{ anyway} [mmm-hmm]{ for real?}
[Is that right?]{ feel that} [Go'n ahead balla]{ do ya thang}
[Mmmkay]{ anyway} [mmm-hmm]{ oh really?}
[Is that right?]{ feel that} [Go ahead playa]{ do ya thank?}
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs, and alcohol, and sex with women (mmmkay)
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict, and must get back in touch...
(Mmmkay)[uhh](mmmkay)[uhh](mmmkay)[c'mon][Nappy]
[Yo!]
(Mmmkay)
Alcohol, drugs, sex, you've become an addict (too much)
Alcohol, drugs, sex, sex (too much)
Alcohol, drugs, sex, you've become an addict
Alcohol, drugs, sex, sex (too much)
He wore the finest stuff
Platinum chains with diamond cuts
Hawaiian slush
Combined with wine and coconuts
Pushed a 'Lac, gator shoes
Armani suits, shot hoops
Plenty hoes, plenty loot
A major nigga, a paid nigga
Kept some rich [?]
Plus a big Benz, plus a Lex jeep
Plus the best freaks
Plus he jet ski in Texas
Flash the big cheddar
Wu-Leather, new cheddar
Gucci sweater
Spillin' Amaretto on a black Beretta
For the fools who change like blue weather
His tailor-made Armani suits
Played with Tommy boots
Pushed more Hummers than army troops
Word to my man Dukes
Look at him Versace'd down
More kids than Bobby Brown
Had a private jet
Planned the odds he best
Two keys inside his vest
I keep the gold chain
And a cold dame
We drove a fast car in a slow lane
From the caviar to the white cocaine
Flick it all in the dope game
Snort coke, push dope
Down to cut a nigga throat
Spent half of his summer
Cruisin' on a love boat
(Mmmkay)
[Chorus 1]
[Mmmkay]{ anyway} [mmm-hmm]{ for real?}
[Is that right?]{ feel that} [Go'n ahead balla]{ do ya thang}
[Mmmkay]{ anyway} [mmm-hmm]{ really?}
[Is that right?]{ feel that} [Go ahead playa]{ do yo thang}
Spring break, Virginia Beach
Had a pair of gold skis
Mo' money than Playboy
(BK?) Nigga please!
He was living lavish
Drinking cash
With player status
Not the fattest chick, the baddest
Used to ball with Gladys Knight
This was just your average night
My dude spend a G a week
Just to see a freak
Strip down to her bare essentials in the Presidential Suite
His mental's weak
New York Undercover shot his brother
In a shootout
He had to move out
And drop his mother in a new house
He had nothin' to go home to
Defeat was on the menu
A two time loser (oh man), deja vu
Fell in debt with Johnny Mafia
And let the gun play
He sold his Ultima
Leased a Hyundai
Pushin' out his mom's place
Get caught for child support
Poppin' corks was more important
Bench warrant, undercover informant
Three years upstate, tough breaks
Droppin' names, poppin' veins
Gettin' high off his own supply
Still movin' weight, steady losin' weight
On the grind
With his life on the line
[Chorus 1]
Alcohol, drugs, sex, you've become an addict(too much)
Alcohol, drugs, sex, sex(too much) Mmmkay?
Alcohol, drugs, sex, you've become an addict
Alcohol, drugs, sex, sex(too much) Mmmkay?
Look, him and his boys got duct taped
For hangin' out at Suge's place
See all my niggas, they took chase
When they heard little Daddy push weight
It was a robbery
Snatch his platinum Cuban link and his Wallabies
Another street casualty that was written
And promised in the prophecy
They stole his watches and rings
While they shot up his veins, god bless
He had no vest but he felt no pain
From the holes in his chest
Heartbeat weaker now
Stones in his reefer now
Lungs overflooded with blood
He 'bout to drown
Nose white, laughing
Ambulance lights flashing
Soon he'll leave, but for now
Give him some room to breathe
Doctor called the family in
Enemies, and next of kin
One foot in the grave
And his soul in the wind
From ashes to dirt, one closed casket
Two limousines and a hearse
Photographic pictures of the bastard
With "Rest In Peace" on (damn!) his shirt
'Cause at the wake
Some niggas came over
Jumpin' out a Range Rover
Put the gat to his head
And told him "game's over"
[Mmmkay]{ anyway} [mmm-hmm]{ for real?}
[Is that right?]{ feel that} [Go'n ahead balla]{ do ya thang}
[Mmmkay]{ anyway} [mmm-hmm]{ oh really?}
[Is that right?]{ feel that} [Go ahead playa]{ do ya thank?}
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch [Interpretation]
by Kid Rock
[ Featuring Joe C. ]
Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch
By: Kid Rock and Joe C.
Joe C.: Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
She's tha biggest bitch I know
And she stinks like shit
Remember back in tha day when she was skinny
Now she fugly and but still thinks she's pretty
I just laugh and walk on past
Saying shit god damn that's a big fat ass
F*ck that slut she's a big fat trick
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick
Joe C. I'm a crazy hit
Down with Kid Rock in this South Park flick
I don't know much but Iknow this shit
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
She a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch
Kid Rock: My homie named Kyle lives up tha block
He has a big fat mom that sucks my cock
Non-stop, she a scientist see
A real sloppy bitch that does right by me
She might be tha best suck in tha mountains
Ten times a week but shit who's counting?
I'm astounded by the things she does
She the suckidest, f*ckadest creep there ever was
She ain't a slut she's a super groupie
And I pass that bitch around like a dubbie
I don't know much but I know this
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
She a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch
Joe C.: I'm Joe C., tha C. stands for cool
I might be a f*ck but I ain't no fool
I just rode from South Park to Golda
Cuz Kyle's mom is trippin of X, so I rolled her
Then I sold her, cuz I'm like that
Little freak ass pimp but you know that
I just mad caught tracks like a puppy
Colorado bitches ain't shit for a yuppie
What up I'm tha J-O-E
To tha muthaf*cking C and tha place to be
I don't know much but I know this
Kyle's mama is a big fat biatch
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
Kyle's mama is a big fat bitch
She a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II
by D.V.D.A.
[Guitar Intro:]
[Singers:]Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate!
[Lead Singer:]
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. That's what Brian Boitano'd
do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two solchows and a triple lutz while wearing a
blindfold. When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens,
fair.
Brian! S-s-skate! Brian! Live!
So what would Brian Boitano'd do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two. That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Live!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian. When Brian
Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kounlah Khan! Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy!
[Man In Back:]
No! Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
[Singers:]
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat
so many chicken wings. [man:]AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!! AAAHHHH!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! AAAHHHH!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
Brain Boitano-o was born on the planet of Krynuk. He came to Earth to save us all from borans and unstuck. Hideedodee!
Hideeday! Brian Boitano's here. So round up all your lasses and tell 'em they have no fears. Say, "Come over here my honey,
and come and I'll take off my pants. and I'm gonna make dirty love to you, cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do." Cause
that's what Brian Boitano'd DO!
[Singers:]Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate!
[Lead Singer:]
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. That's what Brian Boitano'd
do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two solchows and a triple lutz while wearing a
blindfold. When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens,
fair.
Brian! S-s-skate! Brian! Live!
So what would Brian Boitano'd do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two. That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Brian! Skate! Brian! Live!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian. When Brian
Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kounlah Khan! Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy!
[Man In Back:]
No! Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
[Singers:]
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat
so many chicken wings. [man:]AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!! AAAHHHH!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! AAAHHHH!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!
Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!
Brain Boitano-o was born on the planet of Krynuk. He came to Earth to save us all from borans and unstuck. Hideedodee!
Hideeday! Brian Boitano's here. So round up all your lasses and tell 'em they have no fears. Say, "Come over here my honey,
and come and I'll take off my pants. and I'm gonna make dirty love to you, cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do." Cause
that's what Brian Boitano'd DO!
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
I Swear It (I Can Change)
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right
They may be wrong
But it's not as if I don't try
I just mess up
And I go wrong
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
Open up my heart and I will dare it
Any minute now I swear I'll share it
Oh it's strange, yes, it's strange
Though I guess it's quite clear
I killed an antelope and deer
And there's no home on my range
Yes, I'm a little deranged
But I can change
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, sobriety
You know my momma picked cotton
And my daddy boll weevil
It was history, it wasn't me
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
Open up my heart and I will show it
Any minute passed 'til I outgrow it
You'll never change
You'll never change
You'll always be a dog with me
Yes, but don't be such a boob
Manna from heaven shall be my food
My acts of past were misconstrued
And God above will watch me change
And while I'm changing, I'll be changing, I'm gonna CHANGE!
Soon...
[solo]
I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
Open up my heart and I will dare it
Any minute now I swear I'll share it
I'm gonna change
They may be right
They may be wrong
But it's not as if I don't try
I just mess up
And I go wrong
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
Open up my heart and I will dare it
Any minute now I swear I'll share it
Oh it's strange, yes, it's strange
Though I guess it's quite clear
I killed an antelope and deer
And there's no home on my range
Yes, I'm a little deranged
But I can change
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, sobriety
You know my momma picked cotton
And my daddy boll weevil
It was history, it wasn't me
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I know it
Open up my heart and I will show it
Any minute passed 'til I outgrow it
You'll never change
You'll never change
You'll always be a dog with me
Yes, but don't be such a boob
Manna from heaven shall be my food
My acts of past were misconstrued
And God above will watch me change
And while I'm changing, I'll be changing, I'm gonna CHANGE!
Soon...
[solo]
I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
Open up my heart and I will dare it
Any minute now I swear I'll share it
I'm gonna change
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Super
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
Super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch
Touch this skin, honey
Touch all of this skin, darling
Can you handle it? Can you handle it?
Can you handle it? Can you hurdle it?
It's super, it's for you, it's for everyone
Tell everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, you gotta go and feel this now
I'm super, super, super, super, super, super, super
Everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone, tell
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, you gotta go and feel this now
Six-foot seven inch of raw dynamite
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, dynamite
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, dynamite
Everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone, tell
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, you gotta go and feel this now
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch
Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch
Touch this skin, honey
Touch all of this skin, darling
Can you handle it? Can you handle it?
Can you handle it? Can you hurdle it?
It's super, it's for you, it's for everyone
Tell everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, you gotta go and feel this now
I'm super, super, super, super, super, super, super
Everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone, tell
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, you gotta go and feel this now
Six-foot seven inch of raw dynamite
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, dynamite
Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, dynamite
Everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone, tell everyone, tell
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, you gotta go and feel this now
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch
Super bitch, super bitch, super bitch, that's me
Super bitch, super bitch
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
O Canada
by South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Cast
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
F**k you Fatass
by Kyle
[ Featuring Stan ]
Kyle : Hey fatass!
Cartman : F*ck you sandy pussy!
Stan : Hey fatass guess what?!
Cartman : What?
Klye : Me and Stan have a song for you
Kyle & Stan : "F*ck YOU FATASS,STOP EATIN ALL MY CHEESY POOFS,F*ck YOU FATASS I ATE UR MOMS PUSSY TOOFS UR MOMS A GOD DAMN
F*ckING SLUT SO F*ck YOU,GOD DAMN ASSHOLE I SEEN UR MOM F*ckING ELTON JOHN ON THE "BIGGEST SLUTS EVER" SO F*ckUP BITCH
COCKSUCKIN DICK I SEEN UR MOM F*ck YOU AND SUCK YOUR DICK
Cartman : F*ck YOU DICKHEADS MY MOMS NOT A SLUT!
Writer: Teyana Me Shay Jacqueli Taylor, Kyle Thomas Harvey, Mark Landon, Sarah Aarons
Copyright: Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Copyright: Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Through the eyes of a child
by Micheal McDonald
The eyes of a child, so innocent and pure
A child’s heart is full of song
Take their tiny hand, and lead them to the light
As adults we see pain in this world
And it sometimes don’t seem right
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
They’re yet to realise, the darkness in there soul
The beauty of their smile
Adventure Ocean wide
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
So don’t give up even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah you got to find you
Spread your wings and fly
To the brightest star
And if you want, you want
I can get my friend Steve to detail your car
For about twenty bucks
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
They’re yet to realise the darkness in there soul
The beauty of their smile
Adventure Ocean wide
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
Got a light on my hand
I’ve got a light on my hand
I’ve got a light on my hand, but still I can’t find you
Light on my hand, where have you gone girl
Light on my hand, I'm coming up behind you
Light on my hand, Don’t turn around now
Cause I’m right there I’m coming up behind you
Through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
There yet to realise the bastards the really are
The beauty of their smile
Adventure Ocean wide
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
A child’s heart is full of song
Take their tiny hand, and lead them to the light
As adults we see pain in this world
And it sometimes don’t seem right
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
They’re yet to realise, the darkness in there soul
The beauty of their smile
Adventure Ocean wide
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
So don’t give up even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah you got to find you
Spread your wings and fly
To the brightest star
And if you want, you want
I can get my friend Steve to detail your car
For about twenty bucks
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
They’re yet to realise the darkness in there soul
The beauty of their smile
Adventure Ocean wide
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Through the eyes of a child
Got a light on my hand
I’ve got a light on my hand
I’ve got a light on my hand, but still I can’t find you
Light on my hand, where have you gone girl
Light on my hand, I'm coming up behind you
Light on my hand, Don’t turn around now
Cause I’m right there I’m coming up behind you
Through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There’s a sparkle in there eyes
There yet to realise the bastards the really are
The beauty of their smile
Adventure Ocean wide
Sure life is kinda gay but it doesn’t seem that way,
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - Music from and Inspired by the Motion Picture is the soundtrack album to the film of the same name. The album was released on June 22, 1999, by Atlantic Records. The album inlay states that only the first 12 tracks on the album actually appear in the film.
The remainder, described as being "inspired" by the movie, are mostly other acts performing alternate versions of those songs; however, D.V.D.A.'s "What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II" and Michael McDonald's "Eyes of a Child" are played in the closing credits. The songs were all written by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman.
-Wikipedia
Genre(s):
Soundtrack The remainder, described as being "inspired" by the movie, are mostly other acts performing alternate versions of those songs; however, D.V.D.A.'s "What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II" and Michael McDonald's "Eyes of a Child" are played in the closing credits. The songs were all written by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman.
-Wikipedia
Released: June 22nd, 1999
Year: 1999