Sarah:
Today I met him. Can you hear the chimes?
And he comes from the country
That invented eclairs and mimes.
He's strong and sweet and lives with his mother.
He saved my life, so there is no other.
Such a man and, man, is he macho.
Spicy cool like a bowl of gazpacho.
Someday he's gonna be my big, my big French boyfriend!
Sarah (spoken):
I have to call my best friends in the whole wide world!
Sarah (sung):
Hey Shaniqua, I met his fly man!
Shaniqua:
Shut up, girlfriend! Gots to call Dianne!
Dianne:
Oh my god, now he sounds so foxy!
Shaniqua & Dianne:
Whats his name!?
Sarah:
Well I call him Toxie, and Toxie's gonna be my big, my big French boyfriend!
S&D:
Her big French boyfriend
Sarah:
My big French boyfriend
S&D:
Her bF bf!
Sarah:
He kinda smells, but that's okay(S&D: ooo ahhh)
He comes from France where they live that way (S&D: ooo yeah oh la laaaah)
He's real polite but I've got a hunch
He's gonna jump my bones tomorrow at brunch!
S&D:
Gonna jump her bones tomorrow at brunch!
All:
Come on and jump my bones tomorrow at brunch
Oh my god, shut up!
Oh my god, shut up!
Oh my god, shut up!
Oh my god, shut up!
Sarah:
I love this guy!
S&D:
He sounds really hunky!
Sarah:
His chest is huge!
S&D:
He's a love monkey!
S&D:
We'll say "I do" in Atlantic City .
I bet our kids,
S&D:
Are gonna be pretty!
Sarah:
I don't even mind the stench!
S&D:
He's French!
Sarah:
He's a hero, he's a savior, he's a mensch!
S&D:
I'm verklempt!
Sarah:
I'll be his ever-loving wench, my big French boyfriend
S&D:
Her big French boyfriend
Sarah:
My big French boyfriend
S&D:
Her bF bf!
Sarah:
Oo oh yeah haaa
My big French
All:
Boyfriend!
The Toxic Avenger Musical Soundtrack Album Lyrics
The Toxic Avenger Musical Soundtrack Lyrics
- Who Will Save New Jersey? by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Jersey Girl by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Get the Geek by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Kick Your Ass by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- My Big French Boyfriend by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Thank God She's Blind by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Big Green Freak by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Choose Me, Oprah! by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Hot Toxic Love by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- The Legend of the Toxic Avenger by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Evil Is Hot by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Bitch / Slut / Liar / Whore by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- Everybody Dies! by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- All Men Are Freaks by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- A Brand New Day in New Jersey by The Toxic Avenger Cast
- You Tore My Heart Out by The Toxic Avenger Cast
Who Will Save New Jersey?
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Jersey Girl
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Get the Geek
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Kick Your Ass
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Thank God She's Blind
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Big Green Freak
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Choose Me, Oprah!
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Hot Toxic Love
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The Legend of the Toxic Avenger
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Evil Is Hot
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Bitch / Slut / Liar / Whore
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Everybody Dies!
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All Men Are Freaks
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A Brand New Day in New Jersey
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You Tore My Heart Out
by The Toxic Avenger Cast
You tore my heart out
My human heart out
You ripped it from the bone
You left a hole there
A burning hole there
An ache I've never known
I've torn some arms off
I've torn some heads off
I've behaved quite violently
But that despair now
Cannot compare now
To what you've done to me
You, you tore my heart out
I thought you could see
The simple person in me
I thought you saw the truth within
It's me against the world
And it looks like the world is gonna win
And so I end here
As I began here
A soul whose hard to love
It's kind of funny
But for a moment
I was the man you dreamed of
Now that dream has died
So how can I stay?
I guess I'll have to save the world some other day
I wish you well now
I understand now
You did what you had to
But you tore my heart out
My human heart out
And that's the worst thing you could do
That's the worst thing you could do
My human heart out
You ripped it from the bone
You left a hole there
A burning hole there
An ache I've never known
I've torn some arms off
I've torn some heads off
I've behaved quite violently
But that despair now
Cannot compare now
To what you've done to me
You, you tore my heart out
I thought you could see
The simple person in me
I thought you saw the truth within
It's me against the world
And it looks like the world is gonna win
And so I end here
As I began here
A soul whose hard to love
It's kind of funny
But for a moment
I was the man you dreamed of
Now that dream has died
So how can I stay?
I guess I'll have to save the world some other day
I wish you well now
I understand now
You did what you had to
But you tore my heart out
My human heart out
And that's the worst thing you could do
That's the worst thing you could do
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The Toxic Avenger is a 2008 rock musical based on the 1984 film of the same name. The book of the musical was written by Joe DiPietro, its music by David Bryan, and both wrote the lyrics.
It is a comical take on a number of themes, including superhero stories, pollution, disability, politics, and the idea that New Jersey is inferior to other places. Since its first showing in 2008, it has been performed around the world through at least 2017.
Genre(s):
Soundtrack, Musical It is a comical take on a number of themes, including superhero stories, pollution, disability, politics, and the idea that New Jersey is inferior to other places. Since its first showing in 2008, it has been performed around the world through at least 2017.
Year: 2008