Stop Karen - The Poop Song Lyrics

You're a poopy girl and you're pooping real hard
And you're pooping now like a movie star and
Your bowel movements make me horny

When you're taking a dump, you know it smells real bad
But I like the smell, it really makes me glad and
I just wish you'd let me watch you

And I fantasize about the way you look
When you're on the can and you poop, poop, poop
And I bet you look like a queen on that toilet

And sometimes when you walk into a public bathroom
I'll follow you into the stall next to you and
Stare at your ankles while we're squeezing out mud monkeys

And I keep a log of every time you poop
I write it all down in my little brown book
And sometimes I worry about your regularity

So I slip a little fiber in your cup each day
I want your poop to come out okay
And those big ones hurt my asshole too

Your poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your motherf*cking poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your motherf*cking poop

And I dream about this perfect world
Where we poop together then flush then swirl
And we watch it go down those drains

And I know it probably will never happen
Maybe we'll meet someday in poop heaven
And share a cold one while we're squeezing out a hot one

Your poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your motherf*cking poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your poop
Your motherf*cking poop
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