[Jack Black (Narrator)]
A long ass f*ckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
F*ckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align
[Jack Black (Son)]
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his f*ckin' cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who f*cked the dragon,
F*ckalize sing-f*ckaloo!
And if you try to f*ck with me,
Then I shall f*ck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]
[Meat Loaf (Father)]
You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're going for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
[Jack Black (Son)]
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
[Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)]
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and rock!
[Jack Black (Narrator)]
So he went from f*ckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rooooock. Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. Raye-yayayayaye-yock
Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny Album Lyrics
Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny Lyrics
Writer: Liam Lynch, Thomas Black, Richard Glass
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., BMG Rights Management
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., BMG Rights Management
Classico
Can?t you see he?s the man,
Let me hear you applaud,
He is more than a man
He's a shiny golden god.
If you think its time to f*cking rock,
And f*cking roll, out of control
Well then you know you've got to rock the block,
You f*cking suck, My f*cking cock
Cause when you rule, you f*cking school,
All of the fools, out of there jewels
Cause if you think it?s time to,
If you think it?s time to,
If you think it?s time to f*cking rooooock.
He is going to kick your f*cking ass,
And you know his name is Kyle Gass
Rocking and f*cking rolling,
And f*cking rocking, and f*cking rolling
And f*cking.....(JB SKIT)
Let me hear you applaud,
He is more than a man
He's a shiny golden god.
If you think its time to f*cking rock,
And f*cking roll, out of control
Well then you know you've got to rock the block,
You f*cking suck, My f*cking cock
Cause when you rule, you f*cking school,
All of the fools, out of there jewels
Cause if you think it?s time to,
If you think it?s time to,
If you think it?s time to f*cking rooooock.
He is going to kick your f*cking ass,
And you know his name is Kyle Gass
Rocking and f*cking rolling,
And f*cking rocking, and f*cking rolling
And f*cking.....(JB SKIT)
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Baby
I can't get to sleep tonight
No matter how hard I try
Cause it's cold and it's dark
And the wind is a whistlin'
And I can't seem to put out the light
Momma's been searching for baby
But baby been tryin' to get home
Cause it's cold and it's dark
And the moon cannot light the way
And Daddy's gone, bye bye
I'm just a babyyyyy
[crying]
[JB]
I've had this birthmark since I was born,
It's the name of our f*cking band dude.
[KG]
I have an ass mark too
No matter how hard I try
Cause it's cold and it's dark
And the wind is a whistlin'
And I can't seem to put out the light
Momma's been searching for baby
But baby been tryin' to get home
Cause it's cold and it's dark
And the moon cannot light the way
And Daddy's gone, bye bye
I'm just a babyyyyy
[crying]
[JB]
I've had this birthmark since I was born,
It's the name of our f*cking band dude.
[KG]
I have an ass mark too
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG Rights Management
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG Rights Management
History
This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!
We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devils plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, NO!
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2
Even stopped a moving train
We've traveled through space and time my friends
To rock this house again, rock!!
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
And we'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride
I'll turn you're f*cking hide, ride!!
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jacks voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D, we reign!
We rei-eign, supreme, ooooh god!!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme
And a cutlass supreme
Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah
go now Kyle! 1-2-3
Supreme!!!
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!
We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devils plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, NO!
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2
Even stopped a moving train
We've traveled through space and time my friends
To rock this house again, rock!!
We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
And we'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride
I'll turn you're f*cking hide, ride!!
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jacks voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D, we reign!
We rei-eign, supreme, ooooh god!!
Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme
And a cutlass supreme
Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah
go now Kyle! 1-2-3
Supreme!!!
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
The Government Totally Sucks
The government totally sucks
You motherf*cker
The government totally sucks
Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genius but if he was here today
The government would f*ck him up his righteous A!
Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh)
They're f*cking up the environment (say what?)
They're taking all the f*cking beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them f*cking extinct (oh no!)
The government totally sucks
You motherf*cker
The government totally sucks
The government totally sucks
Cos the land of love and freedom,
Is just a baby's breath away
And if we hold hands together
We can bring back the USA
The USAAAAAA, yeah!
Bring back the USAAAA, yeah!
The f*cking USAAAA yeah!
Bring back the US!
Government totally sucks!
[Lee] That was amazing, you changed people's lives tonight!
[JB] yeah it was awesome, compared to bullshit!
You motherf*cker
The government totally sucks
Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genius but if he was here today
The government would f*ck him up his righteous A!
Now let me tell you something about the government (uh huh)
They're f*cking up the environment (say what?)
They're taking all the f*cking beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them f*cking extinct (oh no!)
The government totally sucks
You motherf*cker
The government totally sucks
The government totally sucks
Cos the land of love and freedom,
Is just a baby's breath away
And if we hold hands together
We can bring back the USA
The USAAAAAA, yeah!
Bring back the USAAAA, yeah!
The f*cking USAAAA yeah!
Bring back the US!
Government totally sucks!
[Lee] That was amazing, you changed people's lives tonight!
[JB] yeah it was awesome, compared to bullshit!
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Master Exploder
Augh! AHGH!AUGH!! AHGH!
I do not need, (he does not need)
A microphone (a microphone)
My voice is f*ckin, (f*ckin)
POWERFUL!
AUGH!! AHGH!AUGH!! AHGH!
Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
To blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that shit happens to me,
All the time
Now take a look (take a look)
Tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
We've got the Pick of Destiny!
AAAH! AUGH!AUGH!! AHGH!
I do not need, (he does not need)
A microphone (a microphone)
My voice is f*ckin, (f*ckin)
POWERFUL!
AUGH!! AHGH!AUGH!! AHGH!
Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
To blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that shit happens to me,
All the time
Now take a look (take a look)
Tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
We've got the Pick of Destiny!
AAAH! AUGH!AUGH!! AHGH!
Writer: THOMAS J. BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Destiny
[Chorus]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin cause its f*cking insane
Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
[Verse 1]
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin he was all the rage
He met Jables and he taught him well
All the techniques that were developed in Hell
Cock Push-ups and the Power Slide
Geek simulation now there's nowhere to hide
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
And then they got the Pick Of Destiny
[Chorus 2]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin cause its freakin' insane
Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
Our tasty grooves are better than a Chicken Cho-mein
Cause he who is sleazy, is easy to pleasy
And she who is juicy, must be loosy goosy
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie so come on!
[Verse 2]
The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale
The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow
But then it broke its tooth and thus the demon said "ow"
[Chorus 3]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin cause its f*cking insane
Cause its the pick! of destiny, child,
You know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane
Cause he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer
And she who is starky, is full of malarky
And he who is groovy, must be in my movie so come on!
(Guitar Solo)
Cause if your a diva, then go to Geneva
And if your a croney, then suck on my boney
And if you are groovy, then get in my movie
Its called the Pick of Destiny
The Pick of Destiny...!!!
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin cause its f*cking insane
Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain
[Verse 1]
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage
When he was buskin he was all the rage
He met Jables and he taught him well
All the techniques that were developed in Hell
Cock Push-ups and the Power Slide
Geek simulation now there's nowhere to hide
They formed a band they named Tenacious D
And then they got the Pick Of Destiny
[Chorus 2]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin cause its freakin' insane
Its just the pick! of Destiny, child
Our tasty grooves are better than a Chicken Cho-mein
Cause he who is sleazy, is easy to pleasy
And she who is juicy, must be loosy goosy
And he who is groovy, will be in my movie so come on!
[Verse 2]
The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale
The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow
But then it broke its tooth and thus the demon said "ow"
[Chorus 3]
Cause its the pick! of Destiny, child
You know where we'll be rockin cause its f*cking insane
Cause its the pick! of destiny, child,
You know our movie's better than the Citizen Kane
Cause he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer
And she who is starky, is full of malarky
And he who is groovy, must be in my movie so come on!
(Guitar Solo)
Cause if your a diva, then go to Geneva
And if your a croney, then suck on my boney
And if you are groovy, then get in my movie
Its called the Pick of Destiny
The Pick of Destiny...!!!
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
The Divide
What's it gonna be Kyle?
You have to decide.
Tits or destiny?
Tits.
Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!!
WHYYYY GO!!
You have to decide.
Tits or destiny?
Tits.
Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!!
WHYYYY GO!!
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)
Sasquatch - Aaahhhh!
JB - Aaaahhhh!
Sasquatch - That's good, let's go on an adventure!
JB - yeah! (la la la)
Sasquatch - I got lots to show you! (La la la)
JB - Can I be a sasquatch too? (la la la)
Sasquatch - You already are, (la la la) you're my son, JB, my little baby Sass. (la la laa...) Oh! Let's take a dip in the strawberry river!
JB - Yay!
(Come on baby let's go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Ooh la la la, Ooh Papagena, he's my Sassafrass!
Ooh la la la, Ooh Papagena, he's my Sassafrass!
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Ooh la la la, Ooh Papagenu, he's my Sassafrass!
Ooh la la la, Ooh Papagenu, he's my Sassafrass!
Heeheeeeee
Sasquatch - We're flying!
JB - We're flying!
Sasquatch - Hold on, boy!
Down where the Sasquatch hide, in the misty mountainside, he's got shiny diamonds and he's got to protect...
Look into the Sasquatch eye, then you know that Sass can fly, Sasquatch is my Daddy and he's going to protect me!
Half man and half machine, on the cover of a magazine, Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect me!
These lyrics don't make sense, think I found the evidence, that yeti is my papa and he wants to protect me!
JB - Aaaahhhh!
Sasquatch - That's good, let's go on an adventure!
JB - yeah! (la la la)
Sasquatch - I got lots to show you! (La la la)
JB - Can I be a sasquatch too? (la la la)
Sasquatch - You already are, (la la la) you're my son, JB, my little baby Sass. (la la laa...) Oh! Let's take a dip in the strawberry river!
JB - Yay!
(Come on baby let's go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Ooh la la la, Ooh Papagena, he's my Sassafrass!
Ooh la la la, Ooh Papagena, he's my Sassafrass!
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Ooh la la la, Ooh Papagenu, he's my Sassafrass!
Ooh la la la, Ooh Papagenu, he's my Sassafrass!
Heeheeeeee
Sasquatch - We're flying!
JB - We're flying!
Sasquatch - Hold on, boy!
Down where the Sasquatch hide, in the misty mountainside, he's got shiny diamonds and he's got to protect...
Look into the Sasquatch eye, then you know that Sass can fly, Sasquatch is my Daddy and he's going to protect me!
Half man and half machine, on the cover of a magazine, Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect me!
These lyrics don't make sense, think I found the evidence, that yeti is my papa and he wants to protect me!
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS, JOHN ROBERT KING
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Dude (I Totally Miss You)
Dude, I totally miss you
I really f*cking miss you
I'm all alone,
All the time, all the time
Dude, I totally miss you
The things we did together
Where have you gone?
Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the f*cked up thing ya do
Dude, I totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, I totally miss you
All the time
AAAAHHHHHHHH, AAHHHHHH
AAAAAHHHHHH, AAHHH (JB SKIT)
Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the f*cked up thing ya do
Dude, I totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, I totally miss you
All the time
(Guitar solo)
Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the f*cked up thing ya do
Dude, I totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, I totally miss you
All the time
All the tiiiieeiiiimmmmee!
I really f*cking miss you
I'm all alone,
All the time, all the time
Dude, I totally miss you
The things we did together
Where have you gone?
Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the f*cked up thing ya do
Dude, I totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, I totally miss you
All the time
AAAAHHHHHHHH, AAHHHHHH
AAAAAHHHHHH, AAHHH (JB SKIT)
Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the f*cked up thing ya do
Dude, I totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, I totally miss you
All the time
(Guitar solo)
Totally miss the honesty
And special times, and honestly
I totally miss the f*cked up thing ya do
Dude, I totally miss you
I totally miss you
Dude, I totally miss you
All the time
All the tiiiieeiiiimmmmee!
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Break In-City (Storm the Gate!)
The mission is clear,
I'm going over there
I'm going to do the mission
I flip around the corner,
Flat as a pancake
And then I- oh no! A camera
Stay back here,
Devise a plan
Dive into the bushes
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
Storm the gates!
Storm the gates!
Ninja style,
Samuri (Storm the gates!)
Metal pole,
Climb that shit (Storm the gates)
Climb into that mother-f*cker
Now I'm climbin' up,
Up on the roof
I got cat-like reflexes
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
Oh! storm the gates!
Two air-vents on the roof,
That's what the guy was talkin' a shit!
Electric Eye
Infiltrate,
Storm the gates!
Storm the gates!
Storm the gates!
I'm going over there
I'm going to do the mission
I flip around the corner,
Flat as a pancake
And then I- oh no! A camera
Stay back here,
Devise a plan
Dive into the bushes
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
Storm the gates!
Storm the gates!
Ninja style,
Samuri (Storm the gates!)
Metal pole,
Climb that shit (Storm the gates)
Climb into that mother-f*cker
Now I'm climbin' up,
Up on the roof
I got cat-like reflexes
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
Oh! storm the gates!
Two air-vents on the roof,
That's what the guy was talkin' a shit!
Electric Eye
Infiltrate,
Storm the gates!
Storm the gates!
Storm the gates!
Writer: JOHN ROBERT KING, JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS, LYNCH LIAM
Copyright: Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Car Chase City
Car chase city,
That's the name,
Of my game.
It was all proven,
Now its totally lame!
KG really f*cking,
Blew us some ass!
Now we're f*cking,
Headed for a,
Total collapse!
Car chase city,
Roll away from a bus!
Thought that we wasn't,
But we totally was!
Car chase city,
Now we're off on the map!
Car chase city,
Now I'm takin' a crap!
Now it's getting hairy,
So we're changin' the key.
Never underestimate,
The power of E!
KG f*ckin' put his foot on the gas!
If I go to prison, got the Pick in my ass!
F*ck this shit!
It's gone too far!
Kage pulled up at the end of the car!
Car chase city,
Now we're taking the lane!
KG blew it,
Now we're goin insane!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Let them try to fill up the hole!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Car chase city!
Car chase city-ah!
Car chase city!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a f*ckin' rigmarole!
Uh!
Piss!
Speed!
Tremble!
Oh!
Aagh!
Gas!
Brakes!
Spin it, go Kyle!
So spin it, go Kyle!
S'broke!
Flip it!
Gas!
Nitro!
Go!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a f*ckin' rigmarole!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Rockin' was the ulti-mofo!
Uh!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
[Host:] Hey guys, you're running a little late.
There's no spot left. You got any new material?
[JB] What we got's gonna turn your brain to shit.
[KG] Dust off the stage, Open Mic Host. Step aside.
That's the name,
Of my game.
It was all proven,
Now its totally lame!
KG really f*cking,
Blew us some ass!
Now we're f*cking,
Headed for a,
Total collapse!
Car chase city,
Roll away from a bus!
Thought that we wasn't,
But we totally was!
Car chase city,
Now we're off on the map!
Car chase city,
Now I'm takin' a crap!
Now it's getting hairy,
So we're changin' the key.
Never underestimate,
The power of E!
KG f*ckin' put his foot on the gas!
If I go to prison, got the Pick in my ass!
F*ck this shit!
It's gone too far!
Kage pulled up at the end of the car!
Car chase city,
Now we're taking the lane!
KG blew it,
Now we're goin insane!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Let them try to fill up the hole!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Car chase city!
Car chase city-ah!
Car chase city!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a f*ckin' rigmarole!
Uh!
Piss!
Speed!
Tremble!
Oh!
Aagh!
Gas!
Brakes!
Spin it, go Kyle!
So spin it, go Kyle!
S'broke!
Flip it!
Gas!
Nitro!
Go!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a f*ckin' rigmarole!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Rockin' was the ulti-mofo!
Uh!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
[Host:] Hey guys, you're running a little late.
There's no spot left. You got any new material?
[JB] What we got's gonna turn your brain to shit.
[KG] Dust off the stage, Open Mic Host. Step aside.
Writer: Thomas Jack Black, Kyle Richard Gass, John Robert King, John S Konesky, John Spiker
Copyright: Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
I am complete!
F*ck!
Yes you are f*cked, shit out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You motherf*cker
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
F*ck, f*ck, f*ck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent.
And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to hell...
What?
Trust me Kage, it's the only way,
What the f*ck are you talking about?
To be your little bitch.
Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's f*cking tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
No!
C'mon Kage, bring the thunder.
There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
Listen to me
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
No
Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam.
Dude, we've been through so much shit,
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now it's time to blow this f*cker down!
C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
Now we've got to blow this f*cker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]
You guys are f*ckin' lame.
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, f*cker!
No!
Ow! F*ck!
My f*ckin' horn!
Oh no!
From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again
No!
F*ck you Kage and f*ck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
F*ck!
Yes you are f*cked, shit out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You motherf*cker
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
F*ck, f*ck, f*ck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What's the catch?
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent.
And what if I win?
Then you can take Kage back to hell...
What?
Trust me Kage, it's the only way,
What the f*ck are you talking about?
To be your little bitch.
Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's f*cking tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel
No!
C'mon Kage, bring the thunder.
There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
Listen to me
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
Goddamn-it Kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
No
Unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam.
Dude, we've been through so much shit,
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now it's time to blow this f*cker down!
C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
Now we've got to blow this f*cker down
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D [18x]
You guys are f*ckin' lame.
Come on Kage, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, f*cker!
No!
Ow! F*ck!
My f*ckin' horn!
Oh no!
From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again
No!
F*ck you Kage and f*ck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS, LIAM LYNCH
Copyright: Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
POD
Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's f*ckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage.
When he buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock-pushups and the power slide.
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.
and then they got the Pick Of Destiny.
Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's f*ckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
our tasty moves are better than a chicken chow mein.
Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
and she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
and he who is groovy,
will be in my movie, so come on!
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow.
But then he broke his tooth,
and thus the demon said Ow.
Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's f*ckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
you know our movie's better than a Citizen Kane
Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
and she who is snarky,
is full of malarkey.
and he who is groovy,
must be in my movie, so come on!
Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
and if you're a croney,
then suck on my boney.
and if you are groovy,
then get in my movie,
It's called the Pick of Destiny.
It's called the Pick of Destiny!
you know we will be rockin' cause it's f*ckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.
In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage.
When he buskin he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
Cock-pushups and the power slide.
Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.
and then they got the Pick Of Destiny.
Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's f*ckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
our tasty moves are better than a chicken chow mein.
Cause he who is sleazy,
is easy to pleasy.
and she who is juicy,
must be loosy-goosey.
and he who is groovy,
will be in my movie, so come on!
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow.
But then he broke his tooth,
and thus the demon said Ow.
Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child,
you know we will be rockin' cause it's f*ckin' insane.
It's just the Pick of Destiny child,
you know our movie's better than a Citizen Kane
Cause he who's a geezer,
must live in my freezer.
and she who is snarky,
is full of malarkey.
and he who is groovy,
must be in my movie, so come on!
Cause if you're a diva,
then go to Geneva.
and if you're a croney,
then suck on my boney.
and if you are groovy,
then get in my movie,
It's called the Pick of Destiny.
It's called the Pick of Destiny!
Writer: THOMAS JACK BLACK, KYLE RICHARD GASS
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
The Metal
You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
Aargh! yeah! [x2]
[Singing]
No-one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know
New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
Punk-rock tried to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong
Yea!
Metal!
It comes from hell!
The metal will live on
Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were smite to the ground
New-wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground
Aargh! yeah! [x2]
[Singing]
No-one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know
New-wave tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
Punk-rock tried to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal, but techno was proven wrong
Yea!
Metal!
It comes from hell!
Writer: John Robert King, Jack Black, Kyle Richard Gass, John S. Konesky
Copyright: Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Copyright: Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
The Pick of Destiny is the second studio album and the soundtrack for the feature film of the same name by American comedy rock band Tenacious D. The album was released on November 14, 2006, through Epic Records, and debuted at number 8 on the Billboard 200.
The Pick of Destiny is the band's first studio release in five years, following up their self-titled debut album in 2001. The album was produced by the Dust Brothers' John King, and includes appearances by Meat Loaf, Ronnie James Dio, and Dave Grohl. Another album, More Rocktastic Music from the Film, contains some small excerpts of the official score that the soundtrack excludes.
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Tenacious DThe Pick of Destiny is the band's first studio release in five years, following up their self-titled debut album in 2001. The album was produced by the Dust Brothers' John King, and includes appearances by Meat Loaf, Ronnie James Dio, and Dave Grohl. Another album, More Rocktastic Music from the Film, contains some small excerpts of the official score that the soundtrack excludes.
Genre(s): Comedy rock, hard rock, heavy metal
Producer(s): John King
Length: 33:46
Released: November 14th, 2006
Year: 2006