On a warm May evening back in '09
Jeff and Jack were ready, crossing that line
In Jack's basement, with the chips piled high
Plottin' out a scheme, under the same ol' sky
How we gonna do it, Jeff asked with a grin
Jack leaned in close, the mischief about to begin
I'll mess with the shower, put a condom on the head
When he sees it, he'll be wishin' he was still in bed
It was trouble in the night, with laughter in their hearts
Two boys out to play, with their mischievous arts
Speedin' through the dark, no care for the rules
Leavin' behind the echoes of two crazy fools
Jack grabbed the phone, dialed up their friend
Hey, Gaylord, you home? We're comin' to spend
A little time together, got some plans tonight
But when he mentioned KFC, Jack put up a fight
Jeff asked with a laugh, Why'd you shut him down
KFC ain't worth it, in this part of town
With a smirk on their faces, they drove through the streets
Headin' to Gaylord's, where trouble meets
It was trouble in the night, with laughter in their hearts
Two boys out to play, with their mischievous arts
Speedin' through the dark, no care for the rules
Leavin' behind the echoes of two crazy fools
They arrived unannounced, with a grandma's scream
Hi, Gaylord's Grandma! Jack called, just as a theme
Into his room, where Gaylord showed his prize
Spent eighty bucks, just to lighten my eyes
Jeff poked fun, Is it pink, your favorite shade
No, it's magenta
Gaylord's tone never swayed
But the trap was set, as Jack played his game
With a quick bathroom trip, he lit the flame
It was trouble in the night, with laughter in their hearts
Two boys out to play, with their mischievous arts
Speedin' through the dark, no care for the rules
Leavin' behind the echoes of two crazy fools
Gaylord checked the shower, found the prank
But the shatterin' glass had already yanked
His peace away, as the boys dashed for the door
Jumped in the car, laughin' even more
Hey come back here you ass holes
You broke my water pipe
You'll pay for this
Dick heads
Shit, don't worry grandma
Bonanzas comin' on
Little Joe woulda' never let this shit happen
Gah!
As the night carried on, with the road stretched ahead
Their laughter faded, but the memory spread
KFC on their minds, but trouble in their sights
Jeff and Jack, two souls, lost in the night
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On a warm May evening back in '09
Jeff and Jack were ready, crossing that line
In Jack's basement, with the chips piled high
Plottin' out a scheme, under the same ol' sky
How we gonna do it, Jeff asked with a grin
Jack leaned in close, the mischief about to begin
I'll mess with the shower, put a condom on the head
When he sees it, he'll be wishin' he was still in bed
It was trouble in the night, with laughter in their hearts
Two boys out to play, with their mischievous arts
Speedin' through the dark, no care for the rules
Leavin' behind the echoes of two crazy fools
Jack grabbed the phone, dialed up their friend
Hey, Gaylord, you home? We're comin' to spend
A little time together, got some plans tonight
But when he mentioned KFC, Jack put up a fight
Jeff asked with a laugh, Why'd you shut him down
KFC ain't worth it, in this part of town
With a smirk on their faces, they drove through the streets
Headin' to Gaylord's, where trouble meets
It was trouble in the night, with laughter in their hearts
Two boys out to play, with their mischievous arts
Speedin' through the dark, no care for the rules
Leavin' behind the echoes of two crazy fools
They arrived unannounced, with a grandma's scream
Hi, Gaylord's Grandma! Jack called, just as a theme
Into his room, where Gaylord showed his prize
Spent eighty bucks, just to lighten my eyes
Jeff poked fun, Is it pink, your favorite shade
No, it's magenta
Gaylord's tone never swayed
But the trap was set, as Jack played his game
With a quick bathroom trip, he lit the flame
It was trouble in the night, with laughter in their hearts
Two boys out to play, with their mischievous arts
Speedin' through the dark, no care for the rules
Leavin' behind the echoes of two crazy fools
Gaylord checked the shower, found the prank
But the shatterin' glass had already yanked
His peace away, as the boys dashed for the door
Jumped in the car, laughin' even more
Hey come back here you ass holes
You broke my water pipe
You'll pay for this
Dick heads
Shit, don't worry grandma
Bonanzas comin' on
Little Joe woulda' never let this shit happen
Gah!
As the night carried on, with the road stretched ahead
Their laughter faded, but the memory spread
KFC on their minds, but trouble in their sights
Jeff and Jack, two souls, lost in the night
Jeff and Jack were ready, crossing that line
In Jack's basement, with the chips piled high
Plottin' out a scheme, under the same ol' sky
How we gonna do it, Jeff asked with a grin
Jack leaned in close, the mischief about to begin
I'll mess with the shower, put a condom on the head
When he sees it, he'll be wishin' he was still in bed
It was trouble in the night, with laughter in their hearts
Two boys out to play, with their mischievous arts
Speedin' through the dark, no care for the rules
Leavin' behind the echoes of two crazy fools
Jack grabbed the phone, dialed up their friend
Hey, Gaylord, you home? We're comin' to spend
A little time together, got some plans tonight
But when he mentioned KFC, Jack put up a fight
Jeff asked with a laugh, Why'd you shut him down
KFC ain't worth it, in this part of town
With a smirk on their faces, they drove through the streets
Headin' to Gaylord's, where trouble meets
It was trouble in the night, with laughter in their hearts
Two boys out to play, with their mischievous arts
Speedin' through the dark, no care for the rules
Leavin' behind the echoes of two crazy fools
They arrived unannounced, with a grandma's scream
Hi, Gaylord's Grandma! Jack called, just as a theme
Into his room, where Gaylord showed his prize
Spent eighty bucks, just to lighten my eyes
Jeff poked fun, Is it pink, your favorite shade
No, it's magenta
Gaylord's tone never swayed
But the trap was set, as Jack played his game
With a quick bathroom trip, he lit the flame
It was trouble in the night, with laughter in their hearts
Two boys out to play, with their mischievous arts
Speedin' through the dark, no care for the rules
Leavin' behind the echoes of two crazy fools
Gaylord checked the shower, found the prank
But the shatterin' glass had already yanked
His peace away, as the boys dashed for the door
Jumped in the car, laughin' even more
Hey come back here you ass holes
You broke my water pipe
You'll pay for this
Dick heads
Shit, don't worry grandma
Bonanzas comin' on
Little Joe woulda' never let this shit happen
Gah!
As the night carried on, with the road stretched ahead
Their laughter faded, but the memory spread
KFC on their minds, but trouble in their sights
Jeff and Jack, two souls, lost in the night
Writer: Walter Hilliard
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