Walter P. Hilliard - Nuts in the Sink Lyrics

Well
Down at the factory
Where the bros unite
There's a dirty little secret that ain't sittin' right
Some dudes gettin' lazy
Filled with dirt and grime
They think they're so slick
Washin' their balls on company time
There's a few who hate it
Got no time for that mess
They scream and they shout
They're furiously distressed
It's a bathroom battleground
An unholy sight to see
A fight for cleanliness and a broken man's plea
Nuts in the sink
It's a workday disgrace
We're tired of the filth
Get out of our space
Wash 'em at home
Keep it out of our sight
Nuts in the sink won't fly
It's a never-ending fight
Nuts in the sink won't fly
It's a never-ending fight
Well one day I was sittin' in the stall droppin' a massive shit
When one of those bros walked on in
He started washin' and a scrubbin' his balls
I could hear it in the stall
By the time I was done he was still there
So I walked on over to wash my hands
Couldn't help it but I looked over
Dude had a micropecker and a massive nut sack
I laughed out loud while saying you're a gross asshole
Nuts in the sink
It's a workday disgrace
It's a never-ending fight
Boss man well he'd had enough
He finally put an end to the nut washin' and said whoever does it next is gettin' a write up
The workers well we all cheered
But the bros tried to fight
Now it's just a memory
But I remember it well
Nuts in the sink
It's a workday disgrace
We're tired of the filth
Get out of our space
Wash 'em at home
Keep it out of our sight
Nuts in the sink won't fly
It's a never-ending fight