Oh see, the bueno at the laundromat.
Ohhh they make it dirty, they're leaving underwear in the floor
Blocking the restroom crapper with a chair
They're at the Hilliard Coin Laundry tonight
Ohhh at the Hilliard Coin Laundry you find all the old people comin' in the morning time
But in the night time, yes the night time
At the Hilliard Coin Laundry the Mexicans start to arrive
Ohhhh at Hilliard Coin Laundry, Grandma washes her thongs nice and clean
The neighbor boy Billy, robs the soda machine of all the mountain dew
The neighborhood drunk hunts for quarters, to wash his beer stained suit
And Paco washes his ass
When the owner showed up the next morning, at Hilliard Coin Laundry
It was a sight to behold
Dirty clothes were everywhere
And empty jugs of fabuloso filled up the trash
She finally went to clean the shitter, but was in for a shock
As a mountain of shit piled out from the bowl
A note sat on the sink, it said "Paco was here"
She fainted on the spot
(on the spot)
Ohhhh at Hilliard Coin Laundry, Grandma washes her thongs nice and clean
The neighbor boy Billy, robs the soda machine of all the mountain dew
The neighborhood drunk hunts for quarters, to wash his beer stained suit
And Paco washes his ass
And Paco washes his ass
It's the only place to be on a Friday night!
Arriba!