There's a man in the stall, droppin' hell on the bowl
Them brown boots tell us he's losin' all control
Every day around lunch, he makes his grand return
Gruntin' like a pig takin' a big fat shit
No one's ever seen his face
But we know his smell
Them brown boots are parked while he's raisin' straight hell
He's the man with the brown boots, blowin' up the pot
Groanin' like he's tryna' push start his little cock
He's been in there so long, must be dumpin' out his soul
Pushin' so hard, he'll leave with hemorrhoids in a roll
You can hear the splashes
You can feel the quake
Sounds like he's tryin' to flush out a whole damn lake
Them boots never budge
His ass is glued tight
We think he's droppin' more than just last night's bite
He's the man with the brown boots, blowin' up the pot
Groanin' like he's tryna' push start his little cock
He's been in there so long, must be dumpin' out his soul
Pushin' so hard, he'll leave with hemorrhoids in a roll
He's the man with the brown boots
He's the man with the brown boots, blowin' up the pot
Groanin' like he's tryna' push start his little cock
He's been in there so long, must be dumpin' out his soul
Pushin' so hard, he'll leave with hemorrhoids in a roll
He's the man with the brown boots, blowin' up the pot
Groanin' like he's tryna' push start his little cock
He's been in there so long, must be dumpin' out his soul
Pushin' so hard, he'll leave with hemorrhoids in a roll
Whatever he's cookin'
It ain't from this earth
Sounds like a dump big enough for a birth
Them 'roids are comin'
No savin' his rear
Hell he might just need a colonoscopy from Bubba's dong
He's the man with the brown boots, blowin' up the pot
Groanin' like he's tryna' push start his little cock
He's been in there so long, must be dumpin' out his soul
Pushin' so hard, he'll leave with hemorrhoids in a roll
So when you hear that thunder and them boots start to stomp
Just know ol' Brown Boots is settin' off a dump bomb
Hot damn brown boots!
Drop that shit and get brother