Walk in the joint hunger hittin' like a freight
Cravin' McCrispy man I couldn't wait
Order up quick thinkin' it's prime
But what I got should be a f*ckin' crime
Box in my hand expectations high
Pop that lid then I start to cry
Burnt to a crisp black as my boy Carl
Who the f*ck cooked this? They ain't doin' it right at all
Chicken lookin' like it's been through hell
Smells like smoke and it tastes like a spell
Paid for a meal not a culinary sin
McDonald's y'all slippin' where do I begin?
Burnt McCrispy what the f*ck is this trash?
Lookin' like it got shot the f*ck up in a gang clash
I paid good money not for this joke
McDonald's y'all slippin' I ain't no f*ckin bloke
Bitter as hell my taste buds attacked
This ain't no sandwich it's a f*ckin' burnt-out snack
Chicken's so dry can't even chew
Boutta turn into Hitler gas em' like the Jews
That crust ain't crispy it's hard as a rock
Tried to take a bite now I'm in shock
Acrid smoke hittin' my nose so foul
This ain't fast food it's a goddamn culinary scowl
Tastes like rubber feels like ash
This ain't no sandwich it's a f*ckin' crash
Tried to wash it down but I'm still chokin'
McD's y'all jokin' this ain't worth a token
Burnt McCrispy what the f*ck is this trash?
Lookin' like it got smoked in a back-alley clash
I paid good money not for this joke
McDonald's y'all slippin' I ain't no f*ckin bloke
Yo McDonald's y'all lost the plot
I came for some comfort not this burnt-ass rot
Fast food's about trust not takin' a risk
But y'all servin' up somethin' that's makin' me pissed
Y'all supposed to be the golden arch kings
Now you servin' up burnt-ass things
Get your shit straight fix your game
Burnt McCrispy? Man what a shame
This shit is dry tougher than beef
Takin' a bite man where's the relief?
Mayo might drippin' but it can't mask the taste
This sandwich right here is a damn disgrace
Bun's all stale chicken's like wood
Ain't nothin' here even remotely good
Manager's callin' I'm raisin' my voice
Next time I'll go elsewhere I got a f*ckin' choice
Tired of this nonsense fix your menu
Burnt McCrispy I'm done with you
Get your act together serve it right
Or y'all gonna lose this fight
Burnt McCrispy what the f*ck is this trash?
Lookin' like my boy Carl who got smoked in a back-alley clash
I paid good money not for this joke
McDonald's y'all slippin' I ain't no bloke
Burnt to a crisp yeah you fed it up
McD's get your shit right fill my cup
This ain't what I came for not what I crave
Next time I'm hungry y'all better behave
Burnt McCrispy last time I try
Fix your shit or kiss my dollars goodbye