Kickin' down the door
Spittin' on the floor
Pourin' himself a dram
Flippin' to keep
For a kind of girl that he seeks
One he can f*ck like a battering ram
The bar keep says "now you better listen"
As the sheriff pulls out his Smith and Wesson
Sayin'
I'm the f*ckin' law
Right or wrong will be my call
So your fate will f*ckin' fall
In my hands
Gives his hat a tip
Sips his Glenfiddich
As the viper finds his eyes
Lookin' at her frame
Droolin' 'bout the game
And she grabs him between the thighs
Now the sheriff says "just follow me"
Takes Jen's hand, she lets him lead sayin'
I'm the f*ckin' law
Right or wrong will be my call
So your fate will f*ckin' fall
In my hands
Takin' off his belt
To beat her ass to hell
Seeing the chance is now
Reaches for the clip
The hammer goes "click"
And puts a .45 in the skull
The plan went off without a hitch,
As Jen throws his star into the ditch saying'
I'm the f*ckin' law
Right or wrong will be my call
So your fate will f*ckin' fall
In my hands