When the sunlight hits the Hudson
And the pigeons start to chart south
Our hearts are filled with gratitude
That we do not go to Dartmouth
A campus split Broadway
Both to port and starboard
Sit Barnard and the college too
Since we do not go to Harvard
When college days are ending
As we don blue caps and gown
We'll say goodbye with tear in eye
We do not go to Brown
So hail to thee Columbia
Thy spirit never fail
Remain steadfast us to thee true
We do not go to Yale