[Verse]
Naughty naughty fishnets
I can see the Christmas lights still on
That plastic tree
You gonna get up on your mid-thigh Donna Karan
And tell me just how much you care
The first star in the sky's come out
For the last of the Christmas crowd
[Pre-Chorus]
It's not raining
Snow ain't gonna happen
Anna Magee tried to make it
To the boring Christmas debacle of a party
In my living room
She pulled up with a duck-shaped balloon
Left the engine running
Told me that the first love of her life
Was a thief and a liar and so she cried
That's who's racin' everybody home
When they don't wanna be alone
[Chorus]
Christmas party time
And we wouldn't have missed it for the world
And the reason that you're smiling at me
Is that you're grateful that I
Didn't get the girl
[Verse 2]
Did you think I'd end up with a blonde instead?
Was that love better left unsaid?
See that champagne waterfall?
Presented in a plastic bottle
Said she'd sew me a new poncho
Grinning like food poisoning
"You've got a real talent
" she said
And she raised one thin eyebrow
[Pre-Chorus]
And while I was drinking her juice
I looked at a rain-soaked woman
From the bus shelter
Through the bay window
In my silver sweatsuit
And she said "I really need the mouse-shaped plimsolls
That match your girlfriend's plastic high heels"
Who's gonna hold your tongue
When you sleep alone?
[Chorus]
Christmas party time
And we wouldn't have missed it for the world
And the reason that you're smiling at me
Is that you're grateful that I
Didn't get the girl
[Chorus]
Christmas party time
And we wouldn't have missed it for the world
And the reason that you're smiling at me
Is that you're grateful that I
Didn't get the girl
(Instrumental Break)
[Verse]
Naughty naughty fishnets
I can see the Christmas lights still on
That plastic tree
You gonna get up on your mid-thigh Donna Karan
And tell me just how much you care
The first star in the sky's come out
For the last of the Christmas crowd
[Chorus]
Christmas party time
And we wouldn't have missed it for the world
And the reason that you're smiling at me
Is that you're grateful that I
Didn't get the girl
[Chorus]
Christmas party time
And we wouldn't have missed it for the world
And the reason that you're smiling at me
Is that you're grateful that I
Didn't get the girl