14 Whispers - Cop's Bliss Lyrics

[Verse]
In his old blue suit he struts around
Badge and hat coming unwound
Radio crackles in his hand
World's most content happy man

[Verse 2]
Traffic jams he can't direct
Solving crimes he can't detect
Chasing crooks thick as molasses
Still smiles wide as he passes

[Chorus]
World's most useless cop yet he beams
Living the dream or so it seems
Laughter echoes on the beat
Happiness can't be discreet

[Verse 3]
Parking tickets blown away
Sirens wail but not today
Coffee spills on his report
Life is still his favorite sport

[Bridge]
Every slip and every fall
He greets with joy standing tall
Incompetent but feeling fine
In his own world sunshine shine

[Chorus]
World's most useless cop yet he beams
Living the dream or so it seems
Laughter echoes on the beat
Happiness can't be discreet