We love our monsters yes we do
Lugosi, Jaws, Manson, to T-2
From the Scottish Lochs, to the Motley Crue
We love our monsters yes we do...
Boris Karloff no laugh boo
Ole' Lon Chaney and Jr. too
Politikal figures in the news
We just can't get enough of you...
We love our monsters yes we do
In the theatre of life holding on to you
Thrill of getting' the shit scared outta you
We love our monsters yes we do...
And you'll never getaway too soon
Cause here's the creature from the Black Lagoon
And Friday the 13th is Halloween
And Chucky and Edward are cutting up the scene...