[ Featuring a NES ]
Dude Hickman and Dude Jay hung up Christmas lights
Wanting to make this a wonderful night
But when they turned on electricity
Jay's pants caught on fire, he ran into the streets
Dude Uppole was putting the star on the tree
And beneath him, Dude Purscell he did see
He could not contain his excitement, he farted
And that was the end of their friendship they parted
Dude Derek was cracking his nuts by the fire
In order to fulfill his deepest desires
But then he dropped his Nutcracker in
And that was the end of his dearest friend
The No Swear Dude was writing out his Christmas list
Filling it up with all kinds of good gifts
But Dude Tim spilled all of this marshmallow fluff
And they ended up with all the wrong stuff
Dude Clayton was rolling around in the hay
Dude Baz jumped in to save the day
The Outcast Dude found a sheep figurine
And they ended up in the manger scene
