[ Featuring a NES ]
Mama took me to the toy store said
Pick out one small toy
I said, come on mama, it's Christmas
She said, alright get what you want
I said, I think I'm ready for the 16 bits
I think I'm ready for the new hotness
She said, boy, can you handle it?
Ooooo mama, get me that Sega Genesis
Say what!?
I got home and I opened the box
Hooked it up to the TV and this is what I thought
What the heck man? This thing sucks
All the graphics look like butt
And the music sounds like a cat in a box
Oh no! What have I done?
Tell me Mr. Toy Store Man
Can I make a return?
All sales final?
Ooooogh, I guess it's time I learn
That you never trust Sega
You always get burned
Next year, I'm gonna ask for a Super NES
Let's stick with Nintendo guys
