What you know about me
I don't watch football, no it's too mainstream
Boat shoes, no socks, rocking high-water jeans
I keep my cigarettes rolled up in one sleeve
And you know what I smoke
You know it starts with Nat
When people wanna bum, twenty-sevens in the pack
Got the thickest, thickest frames
But I ain't got no glass
Home roasted coffee beans, I keep it in the trap, yeah
I love my NPR, I love my holy jeans
Where my homies at, they in the music scene
They at the local farm living collectively
They getting it, they selling it, I'm talking patchouli
She cuts her own hair, she speaks veganese
She was dating him until she met me
She hates to see me go, she loves to watch me leave
Cause I rock the hippest style she's ever seen
I wear my backpack on the front of my body
Cause it looks so good, man I'm such a hottie
And if you wonder why I do it like that
It's cause it looks much better on the front than the back
And when I ride my bike, I open my umbrella
Cause it looks so good, I'm such a hot fella
And if you wonder why I do it like that
It's cause it looks so good combined with my backpack
What you know about me
Got half-shaved ladies all flipping through my zines
Cause they super rad-fem
They rocking anarchy
Sleeping with their friends, call it polyamory
Everybody knows the hipsters up in here
Freaking dinner plates straight hanging off their ear
Watching local bands, drinking two-dollar beer
Trying to get chicks while pretending to be queer, yeah
I love my PBR, I love my leafy greens
Where my ladies at, waiting in line to pee
Smoking cigarettes, and taking ecstasy
Fighting with they boyfriends who probably selling weed
She kisses other girls, she wears KED's
She was dating him until she met me
She hates to see me go, but she loves to watch me leave
Cause I rock the hippest style she's ever seen
I wear my backpack on the front of my body
Cause it looks so good, man I'm such a hottie
And if you wonder why I do it like that
It's cause it looks much better on the front than the back
And when I ride my bike, I open my umbrella
Cause it looks so good, I'm such a hot fella
And if you wonder why I do it like that
It's cause it looks so good combined with my backpack
I wear my backpack on the front of my body
Cause it looks so good, man I'm such a hottie
And if you wonder why I do it like that
It's cause it looks much better on the front than the back
And when I ride my bike, I open my umbrella
Cause it looks so good, I'm such a hot fella
And if you wonder why I do it like that
It's cause it looks so good combined with my backpack