So you want to learn to dance just like me, do you
Well it's not like you got looks going for you or anything, so
Let's see if you've got what it takes
So you want to learn to dance like me (Like me)
You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)
You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)
This is how you dance like (Ready, OK)
Elbows on your face (Do it)
Elbows on your face (Face)
Elbows on your face
El-el-el-elbows on your face
Put your elbows on your face (Face, face)
Elbows on your face
Take your elbows and put them on your face
Raise the floor (Do it)
Raise the floor (Floor)
Raise the floor (Raise the, raise the)
Raise the floor
Come on now, raise the floor (Raise, raise, raise...)
Raise the floor (Raise the floor)
Figure out a way to raise the floor
Put your hands (Do it)
Put your hands (Put your hands)
Put your hands (Yes I'm, yes I'm)
Yes I'm saying both hands
Put your hands (Hands)
Put your hands (Take, take, take...)
Take both of your hands and, and put them
So you want to learn to dance like me (Like me)
You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)
You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)
This is how you dance like (Ready, OK)
Now, contemplate your life (Do it)
Contemplate your life
Now, contemplate your life (Life)
Contemplate your life
Yes, contemplate your life (Yes)
Co-co-co-contemplate your, plate your life
Take your life and put it in your mind
Cross your cheeks (Do it)
Cross your cheeks (Do it, do it)
Cross your cheeks
Come on, you can do it
Cross your cheeks, your cheeks, your cheeks (Chee, chee, chee...)
Cross your cheeks (Left, left)
Cross your left cheek over your right, right cheek
Hunt strawberries (Do it)
Hunt strawberries (Hunt, hunt)
Hunt strawberries
Don't forget to bring your gun, please
Hunt strawberries (Please, please)
Hunt strawberries
Take your gun and hunt some strawberries, now
Alright, you're doing pretty good so far, but this is where it gets tough
You'll need to head out to a discreet, 24-hour shop and buy a big, long dictionary
So you want to learn to dance like me (Like me)
You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)
You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)
This is how you dance like (Ready, OK)
Read the dictionary (Do it)
Read the dic-dic-dictionary
Read the dictionary
A-A-A-A through Z
Come on, read the dictionary-nary (Read the dictionary)
I know you can do it, read the entire dictionary
Stare directly at the sun (Do it)
Stare directly at the sun (The sun)
Directly at the sun
Stare directly at the sun
Dir-dir-directly at the sun-un-un
Directly at the sun
It doesn't hurt that bad, stare directly at the sun
Now, breathe underwater (Do it)
Breathe underwat-wat-water (Breathe underwater)
It's really easy, just bre-bre-breathe under, under
Breathe under (waaaa)
Don't cheat and use a SCUBA diver suit, breathe underwater
Well, you're still not as pretty as I am, but at least you're a slightly better dancer now
Viktor out