Wake up in the morn', put on my suit
Errbody know I got hooves, don't wear no boots
Gallup out the stable like, whoa, did you hear me clop
Po-pos chasing even though they can't make me stop
Fillies checking out my swag 24/7, bae
Might as well call me Billy cause we're gonna be making kids
Call yourself a cowgirl, gonna be a pony soon
Ain't gonna be no cow left in you when I'm through
I ain't wear no tat, this what I call a cutie mark
Call me Lisa Frank cause this booty glow in the dark
Pooping in the street, ain't never gonna clean it up
You can call me crazy, but I just don't give a truck
I still getting mares, take 'em back to Equestria
All my herd is naysayers, you know what I'm talking 'bout
Bucking all the haters who trying to spook me off my game
Hooves in the air if nothing ever gonna make you tame (Every pony)
Roll up in my ride, in my two-seat Chevy
Got fur in my suit, and the beat so heavy
I'm fur, I'm fur, I roll up in my ride
I'm fur, I'm fur, I roll up in my ride
Roll up in my ride, in my two-seat Chevy
Got fur in my suit, and the beat so heavy
I'm fur, I'm fur, I roll up in my ride
I'm fur, I'm fur, I roll up in my ride
Smell my suit, wait a minute, hold it up
Get a tissue out, 'less you like sniffing golden dust
Got more money than Abraham Lincoln cause he dead
I know what you're thinking, what the hell did that pony said
Now I got you hooked, and your head's all in a twist
Picking up recruits, that's why my name evangelist
Bet you thought I'd wanna see you in your birthday suit
Now you're saying neigh, neigh, neigh in a furry suit
Equus opportunity when you're rolling with the herd
Clip, clop all over the world dressed in finest fur
Hanging out in Starbucks, all the normies freaking out
They just wanna be like us, ain't that what we all about
You ain't Cinderella, and I ain't pulling carriages
You should be the one riding me more than anything
Ready to dressage with the way I treat my pony bod
Hooves in the air if I'm a bucking rap pony god (Every pony)
Roll up in my ride, in my two-seat Chevy
Got fur in my suit, and the beat so heavy
I'm fur, I'm fur, I roll up in my ride
I'm fur, I'm fur, I roll up in my ride
Roll up in my ride, in my two-seat Chevy
Got fur in my suit, and the beat so heavy
I'm fur, I'm fur, I roll up in my ride
I'm fur, I'm fur, I roll up in my ride