We don't need no phony god
When we wanna make sweet love
Put away that bible, girl
Into the basement, down we go
My mommy gave me permission
For our lips to be kissing
Let's Pokemon go to third base
Don't worry, my room's a safe space
Cause, girl, I ain't no MRA
You'll never wanna friend zone me
I won't leave you like Firefly
Cause I'm a chivalrous kinda guy
I know you like that Hawking, yeah
I know you like that Dawkins, yeah
AA Lewis in the house
Let's browse some memes and play some WOW
Let's get euphoric
I'll put on my fedora
Let's get euphoric
Won't read from no Torah
Let's get euphoric
Won't you be my señora
Sinatra on Pandora
M'lady I adore you
Body pillow just for you
With an anime chick on it
Take the red pill and I'll pour
Some Mountain Dew on your body
In the bedroom reading tomes
Let me show you round my humidor
Wrap yourself in my trench coat
I'll take you to Anonymous
And I'll protect you with my sword
Nippon steel katana blade
Getting medieval like Renaissance
And smelling like Axe body spray
If you ain't a feminist
We can chill at the ren fest
Gonna freak you with intelligence
Gonna freak you like an atheist
Listen to jazz in mommy's car
Then take m'lady to the larp
Let's get euphoric up in here
I'm a nice guy, nothing to fear
Let's get euphoric
I'll put on my fedora
Let's get euphoric
Won't read from no Torah
Let's get euphoric
Won't you be my señora
Sinatra on Pandora
M'lady I adore you
Let's get euphoric
I'll put on my fedora (Fedora)
Let's get euphoric
Won't read from no Torah (No Torah)
Let's get euphoric
Won't you be my señora (My señora baby)
Sinatra on Pandora
You know I love you baby