2k12cr - Midol House Lyrics

Oh, you think this is a game, huh
Why don't you tell that to my mint condition, vintage Pound Puppy collection, son
They haven't seen life outside their climate controlled, original boxes
And their tea party is not gonna be ruined by an untextured roof

Check it
Roll up in my pink whip with Barbie and Ken
Gonna make a doll house I can show to my friends
Hobby Lobby got supplies and they giving me tingles
Should I get the octagon or the square butt shingles
Representing Polly Pocket and Rainbow Brite
All my Bratz and my Barbies coming over tonight
G.I. Joe and Ken, they can both come visit
Now, all I need to do is get my butt shingles
Cause I need a house for my Little Ponies to stay
Best believe this house is getting built today
Till I roll up to the aisle, guess what I see
Not a single butt shingle was there to see
Turned around and saw a little punk kid in the aisle
With the last butt shingles and a smile on his mouth
I grabbed the butt shingles right out of his hand
Said grinch, you better step back cause you messing with

My doll house
Step back cause you messing with
My doll house
Got Barbies in
My doll house
Little Ponies in
My doll house
Got Bratz in
My doll house

Check it out
Pink hat, pink shoes, pink cane
Paint my money pink, make it pink rain
Directing air traffic with my pink grill
They rolling and they don't stop, pink wheels
Ponies show me love, cause I buy the merch
Little Pony onesie wearing it to church
Got a pony tat on my back
That's the mark of a doll house enthusiast
That's the mark of a man with passionate craft
That's the mark of a man ain't afraid to attack
That's the mark of the beast, like a pony on crack
Horse back mach five and a hoof in your back
If you give a mouse a cookie he'll ask for some milk
If you give a moose a muffin he'll ask for some milk
If you give Cloutier a doll house to play with
He'll ask for butt shingles to put on the riff
And if there ain't no butt shingles, it's go time
All my Bratz gonna mingle rain or shine
Wanna get up in my face, you gonna find
Your face on the pavement, karate time
Your face'll need some vitamins, Flintstones
Your face'll need a painkiller, Midol
Take a picture of your face, iPhone
Never gonna give you up, rick roll

My doll house
Step back cause you messing with
My doll house
Got Barbies in
My doll house
Little Ponies in
My doll house
Got Bratz in
My doll house...