I'm voting for Trump
Cause that's what Jesus wants
Gonna drive out to the polls
Sporting my Truck Nutz
I'm voting for Trump
Cause he'll let me drive drunk
I'm voting for Trump
Cause that's what Jesus wants
My mama got shot
But the guy got caught
Cause I had more guns than him
More guns than he got
My Walmart got robbed
And so I prayed to God
That one day Trump would rule the world
So Walmart don't get robbed
Obama's a queer
He don't like guns or beer
Trump will take the guns from him
And give the guns to me
Only men should vote
Cause women are too dumb
Women are too dumb to vote
Cause they won't vote for Trump
I'm voting for Trump
Cause that's what Jesus wants
Gonna drive out to the polls
Sporting my Truck Nutz
I'm voting for Trump
Cause he'll let me drive drunk
I'm voting for Trump
Cause that's what Jesus wants
And if you don't vote for Trump
Then you must be a dang Al Qaeda
You must be a dang Al Qaeda
(Let's make America great again, everybody)
And if you don't vote for Trump
I'ma shoot you with my gun
With my daddy's potato gun
(Make your voice heard this November)
Cause democracy only works
When you vote for my guy
So I ask a question, why
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for, Trump
I'm gonna vote for
He gonna vote for
She gonna vote for Trump
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for, Trump
I'm gonna vote for
He gonna vote for
She gonna vote for Trump
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for, Trump
I'm gonna vote for
He gonna vote for
She gonna vote for Trump
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for, Trump
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for
Who you gonna vote for, Trump
One Trump vote, now can you give me two
Two Trump vote, now can you give me three
Three Tump vote, now can you give me four
Four Trump vote, now can you give me five
Five Trump vote, and a six Trump vote
And a seven Trump vote, and an eight Trump vote
And a nine, and a nine, now, can you give me nine
Ten, and a ten, now, can you give me ten
Ten Trump votes to protect my guns
Twenty Trump votes to protect my truck
Thirty Trump votes to protect my dog
Forty Trump votes to protect my mama
Fifty Trump votes to protect my beer
Trump gonna win a landslide this year
This year I'ma vote for Donald
And if you don't vote for Trump
I'll grab you by the pussy