THE 351's - THE HEARSE SONG Lyrics

Don't you ever laugh as a hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die...
They wrap you in a big white sheet
Cover you up from head to feet
They lay you down in a pinewood box
And cover it with dirt and rocks
It all goes well for about a week
Until your coffin begins to leak
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play football with your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the cheese between your toes
A big fat worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your gut and out your sides
Your stomach turns a slimy green
And pus pours out like whipping cream
You spread it on a slice of bread
That's what you eat when you are dead
And this is what it is to die
I hope you had a nice goodbye
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play football with your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the cheese between your toes
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play football with your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose
They eat the cheese between your toes