There's a legend that's been passed down through many, many, many years
Of a creature that swims at the bottom of the Scottish Loch
They say it's huge with a long ole neck and super sharp f*cking teeth
Been seen by many, though no one knows what it means
Loch Ness Monster, you're a mystery
Lurking in the depths, you got us up against a wall
Loch Ness Monster, we just wanna see
Loch Ness Monster, you're the king of the Scottish Shelf
People come from all over the place in hopes to just get a glimpse
Of a monster that's said to haunt the Nessies' loch
Despite all the sightings from the dawn of time, it's said to just be a myth
No one really knows, but a story that never stops
Loch Ness Monster, you're a mystery
Lurking in the depths, you got us up against a wall
Loch Ness Monster, we just wanna see
Loch Ness Monster, you're the king of the Scottish Shelf
Don't wanna see anybody else
Some say it's a story, a tale that has been spun
We don't believe that, no, not by a long shot, son
We wanna find you just to see you for ourselves
Loch Ness Monster, you're the king of the Scottish Shelf
Loch Ness Monster, you're a mystery
Lurking in the depths, you got us up against a wall
Loch Ness Monster, we just wanna see
Loch Ness Monster, you're the king of the Scottish Shelf
Don't wanna see anybody else