No cash, you are been monitored
Your government knows everything about you
It doesn't matter if you are 3, 13, 30 years old
Grandma's test is for real
Who knew, I like to cook topless
Labor Day is the yearly national tribute
A day for you to kick back and do nothing
Eat, drink, fart and watch TV
A day for you to kick back and do nothing
Labor Day is the first Monday in September
Smoker for life
Grandpa died smoking
I plead guilty for paying for the S.A.Ts
Black girls are punished more harshly than white girls
Forgive me son
I will be one year older soon
Labor Day is the yearly national tribute
A day for you to kick back and do nothing
Eat, drink, fart and watch TV
A day for you to kick back and do nothing
Labor Day is celebrated
With parties, parades and athletic events
Nothing gets done
Children skip school
Parents eats cheetos and drink alcohol
Its the last holiday
For the last quarter of the year
Labor Day is the yearly national tribute
A day for you to kick back and do nothing
Eat, drink, fart and watch TV
A day for you to kick back and do nothing
I know its another public holiday
I am tired frustrated and weary
Don't have money to throw another party
Love you and the kids but I am broke
Life sucks and I want to be free
Please let me be me today
Its Labor day of love
Labor Day is the yearly national tribute
A day for you to kick back and do nothing
Eat, drink, fart and watch TV
A day for you to kick back and do nothing