Grab your bananas, pull up your pants It's time to wiggle, it's time to dance
Shake those knees and clap your hands It's the one and only banana pants dance
I woke up this morning, my pants were gone Found him on a monkey in the break of dawn
He was sipping my coffee, doing my chores Now I'm chasing him barefoot across the floors
He said, chill out friend, just join the groove These banana pants make the world improve
I slipped him on and my feet took flight Now I'm moonwalking left and chit-chatting right
Do the banana pants dance, give it a spin Shimmy with a pineapple grin
Do the banana pants dance, it's the craze Wiggle to the beat in a fruit-filled haze
Now every fruit in the kitchen's alive The apples all breakdance and kiwis high-five
The grapes got together and formed a band With the mango on drums, they're in demand
The fridge threw open and the yogurt cheered Even the carrots got up and appeared
They shouted, banana pants, it's the trend of the year
So I danced till I fell on my derriere
Do the banana pants dance, don't be shy Jiggle like Jell-O and reach for the sky
Do the banana pants dance, it's the move Get your peel on and feel the groove
Slide to the left, slip on a peel Hop to the right, how's that feel
Spin in a circle, then clap your shoes Now you're a pro at this banana groove
Do the banana pants dance, join the parade Even the toaster's ready to rave
Do the banana pants dance, it's pure delight A fruit fiesta in the pale moonlight
So if your day feels gloomy or bland Grab your banana pants, take a stand
Life's too short for boring romance Shake it up with the banana pants dance