Guess who's here
Full of cheer
Santa ran, Rudolph cried
Now your holiday's denied
Glitter bombs, sharpened bows
I'm out here slayin' foes
Candy canes in both hands
Takin' shots at your snow globe
Pine trees, burn them down
Ashes fallin' to the ground
Tinsel wrapped around my blade
Merry chaos all around
Eggnog? Nope, I poured it out
Stockings filled with coal and doubt
Santa's sleigh got repo'd fast
He couldn't pay his Christmas tax
This ain't festive, it's aggressive
Fake smiles, I'm unimpressed
Reindeer games, they're all obsessed
But Rudolph's now a dinner guest
I'm here to slay
Smash your gifts and run away
Sugar-coated, cute and cruel
Christmas KO, breakin' all the rules
Mistletoe, I'm duckin' under
Droppin' beats that crack like thunder
Carolers singin' off-key, no more
Slam the door, marry what? Hit the floor
Santa's list, I hack the files
Wrote my name in candy smiles
The elves are free, their union strong
Now Christmas cheer is finally gone
Presents stacked, I topple them
Rapture tree in mayhem
Frosties hat, now mine to wear
Ice cold chaos everywhere
I'm here to slay
Smash your gifts and run away
Sugar-coated, cute and cruel
Christmas KO, breakin' all the rules
Did I ruin your silent night
Now it sparkles, screams, and pastel fright
Your traditions crumble, your tree's aflame
But hey, at least your decor's insane
You prayed to Santa, but he's out of time
I hijacked his sleigh, this chaos is mine
Twirlin' ribbons, I make the rules
Breaking every yule with pastel tools
So fa-la-la, and ho-ho-hoo
The queen of chaos just owned you
No Christmas left, just glitter and doom
Bow to the storm and embrace the gloom
I'm here to slay
Smash your gifts and run away
Sugar-coated, cute and cruel
Christmas KO, breakin' all the rules