Yes, the last sleigh ride, no tinsel, no lies Santa's on the run, and his reindeer just died
Say goodbye to the myths you've held so dear This is the last Christmas, you won't shed a tear
Jingle bells, nah, just the sound of despair As I torch your tree and rip the star from the air
Santa's workshop, it's a corporate lie Built on sweatshop labor and the tears they cry
Elves in chains under minimum wage While you max out your credit like a holiday slave
Missile tows a trap, I'm armed to attack Your stockings are empty, there's no bringing them back
This ain't festive cheer, it's a material ruse And I'm the ghost of truth, here to light the fuse
Burn the tree, smash the lights, end the charade Christmas is a scam and I'm throwing grenades
Say goodbye to the lies and the tinsel parade This is the final Noel, where the truth gets made
Fruitcake's a weapon, I'll hurl it through the air Grandma's eggnog, spiked with existential despair
Carolers at my door are singing off-key They'll be running for their lives when they see me
Rudolph's nose, yes, red from the pain Forced to work all night in the freezing rain
And Santa's no saint, he's a capitalist goon Selling dreams to the masses from his corporate cocoon
Jesus wasn't born in December, you fools It's a pagan cover-up played by the rules
The truth is twisted, wrapped in glitter and bows But I'm here to expose it and everyone knows
Burn the tree, smash the lights, end the charade Christmas is a scam and I'm throwing grenades
Say goodbye to the lies and the tinsel parade This is the final Noel, where the truth gets made
Coca-Cola sold, you Santa fat and fake A brand-made idol with a sugar-soaked steak
Your prayers are wasted, the truth's in the sky Saturn Alley, you're reborn, but the spirit's a lie
You deck the halls with the cost of your soul While the debt keeps rising, you're losing control
The Bible warned you, but you didn't comply So here's my anthem, the holiday's goodbye
No more Christmas cheer, no more fake delight Just the ashes of your holiday burning tonight
The final Noel, where the truth gets its due And I'm the dark savior here to show it to you
Burn the tree, smash the lights, end the charade Christmas is a scam and I'm throwing grenades
Say goodbye to the lies and the tinsel parade This is the final Noel, where the truth gets due
And I'm the dark savior here to show it to you
3EyedCrow - Final Noel (The Holiday Takedown - v1) Lyrics
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Yes, the last sleigh ride, no tinsel, no lies Santa's on the run, and his reindeer just died
Say goodbye to the myths you've held so dear This is the last Christmas, you won't shed a tear
Jingle bells, nah, just the sound of despair As I torch your tree and rip the star from the air
Santa's workshop, it's a corporate lie Built on sweatshop labor and the tears they cry
Elves in chains under minimum wage While you max out your credit like a holiday slave
Missile tows a trap, I'm armed to attack Your stockings are empty, there's no bringing them back
This ain't festive cheer, it's a material ruse And I'm the ghost of truth, here to light the fuse
Burn the tree, smash the lights, end the charade Christmas is a scam and I'm throwing grenades
Say goodbye to the lies and the tinsel parade This is the final Noel, where the truth gets made
Fruitcake's a weapon, I'll hurl it through the air Grandma's eggnog, spiked with existential despair
Carolers at my door are singing off-key They'll be running for their lives when they see me
Rudolph's nose, yes, red from the pain Forced to work all night in the freezing rain
And Santa's no saint, he's a capitalist goon Selling dreams to the masses from his corporate cocoon
Jesus wasn't born in December, you fools It's a pagan cover-up played by the rules
The truth is twisted, wrapped in glitter and bows But I'm here to expose it and everyone knows
Burn the tree, smash the lights, end the charade Christmas is a scam and I'm throwing grenades
Say goodbye to the lies and the tinsel parade This is the final Noel, where the truth gets made
Coca-Cola sold, you Santa fat and fake A brand-made idol with a sugar-soaked steak
Your prayers are wasted, the truth's in the sky Saturn Alley, you're reborn, but the spirit's a lie
You deck the halls with the cost of your soul While the debt keeps rising, you're losing control
The Bible warned you, but you didn't comply So here's my anthem, the holiday's goodbye
No more Christmas cheer, no more fake delight Just the ashes of your holiday burning tonight
The final Noel, where the truth gets its due And I'm the dark savior here to show it to you
Burn the tree, smash the lights, end the charade Christmas is a scam and I'm throwing grenades
Say goodbye to the lies and the tinsel parade This is the final Noel, where the truth gets due
And I'm the dark savior here to show it to you
Say goodbye to the myths you've held so dear This is the last Christmas, you won't shed a tear
Jingle bells, nah, just the sound of despair As I torch your tree and rip the star from the air
Santa's workshop, it's a corporate lie Built on sweatshop labor and the tears they cry
Elves in chains under minimum wage While you max out your credit like a holiday slave
Missile tows a trap, I'm armed to attack Your stockings are empty, there's no bringing them back
This ain't festive cheer, it's a material ruse And I'm the ghost of truth, here to light the fuse
Burn the tree, smash the lights, end the charade Christmas is a scam and I'm throwing grenades
Say goodbye to the lies and the tinsel parade This is the final Noel, where the truth gets made
Fruitcake's a weapon, I'll hurl it through the air Grandma's eggnog, spiked with existential despair
Carolers at my door are singing off-key They'll be running for their lives when they see me
Rudolph's nose, yes, red from the pain Forced to work all night in the freezing rain
And Santa's no saint, he's a capitalist goon Selling dreams to the masses from his corporate cocoon
Jesus wasn't born in December, you fools It's a pagan cover-up played by the rules
The truth is twisted, wrapped in glitter and bows But I'm here to expose it and everyone knows
Burn the tree, smash the lights, end the charade Christmas is a scam and I'm throwing grenades
Say goodbye to the lies and the tinsel parade This is the final Noel, where the truth gets made
Coca-Cola sold, you Santa fat and fake A brand-made idol with a sugar-soaked steak
Your prayers are wasted, the truth's in the sky Saturn Alley, you're reborn, but the spirit's a lie
You deck the halls with the cost of your soul While the debt keeps rising, you're losing control
The Bible warned you, but you didn't comply So here's my anthem, the holiday's goodbye
No more Christmas cheer, no more fake delight Just the ashes of your holiday burning tonight
The final Noel, where the truth gets its due And I'm the dark savior here to show it to you
Burn the tree, smash the lights, end the charade Christmas is a scam and I'm throwing grenades
Say goodbye to the lies and the tinsel parade This is the final Noel, where the truth gets due
And I'm the dark savior here to show it to you
Writer: Darren Croll
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid