Yo, Christmas is cancelled, I'm the claws in the fine print
Santa's sleigh crashed, cause I cut the line quick
Rudolph in the ditch, Dasher's lost his grip
This ain't holiday cheer, it's an apocalypse
Fake-ass trees, I'm ripping them apart
Shoving ornaments through the Grinch's black heart
Carol's playing, nah, it's a scream track now
Jingle all the way to your Christmas meltdown
Frosty caught fire, he melted too fast
Santa saw me coming, but the sleigh didn't last
I left tinsel traps, bows rigged with blasts
This ain't festive fun, it's your final gasp
Eggnog spiked with a vengeance so raw
Grandma's cookies turned to weapons of war
The mall Santa ran, beard ripped from his face
Christmas is dead, I've erased its trace
No lights, no cheer, just wreckage and flames
Your holiday's gone, you've only got shame
No jolly old nick, no gifts in your hand
This is sleigh wrecked, it's the end of the land
Deck the halls, I broke the walls
Your wreath's in flames and your spirit falls
Silent night, nah, it's a riot tonight
I'm flipping sleighs like I'm running a heist
Reindeer bones crunched Santa's last breath
You wanted joy, but I brought death
Your credit card maxed, your soul overdrawn
I'm the wrecking ball for this Christmas con
Coca-Cola can't save you now
Their red suit puppet is taking a bow
Snowmen crack under heavy boots
I'm the storm of truth and I'm cutting loose
No lights, no cheer, just wreckage and flames
Your holiday's gone, you've only got shame
No jolly old nick, no gifts in your hand
This is sleigh wrecked, it's the end of the land
You prayed for peace but got my wrath
Elves in chains, I burned the path
North Pole's empty, it's frozen and done
I took every gift, left not a single one
Mistletoe doused in gasoline
Lit the match, turned it into a scene
The truth's a blade wrapped in bows
Coming through the lies as the carnage grows
This ain't your story
This ain't your night
I hijacked your sleigh
Took out the lights
Sleigh wrecked, broken
Nothing remains
Merry Christmas
Nah, just your holiday stains
No lights, no cheer, just wreckage and flames
Your holiday's gone, you've only got shame
No jolly old nick, no gifts in your hand
This is sleigh wrecked, it's the end of the land
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Yo, Christmas is cancelled, I'm the claws in the fine print
Santa's sleigh crashed, cause I cut the line quick
Rudolph in the ditch, Dasher's lost his grip
This ain't holiday cheer, it's an apocalypse
Fake-ass trees, I'm ripping them apart
Shoving ornaments through the Grinch's black heart
Carol's playing, nah, it's a scream track now
Jingle all the way to your Christmas meltdown
Frosty caught fire, he melted too fast
Santa saw me coming, but the sleigh didn't last
I left tinsel traps, bows rigged with blasts
This ain't festive fun, it's your final gasp
Eggnog spiked with a vengeance so raw
Grandma's cookies turned to weapons of war
The mall Santa ran, beard ripped from his face
Christmas is dead, I've erased its trace
No lights, no cheer, just wreckage and flames
Your holiday's gone, you've only got shame
No jolly old nick, no gifts in your hand
This is sleigh wrecked, it's the end of the land
Deck the halls, I broke the walls
Your wreath's in flames and your spirit falls
Silent night, nah, it's a riot tonight
I'm flipping sleighs like I'm running a heist
Reindeer bones crunched Santa's last breath
You wanted joy, but I brought death
Your credit card maxed, your soul overdrawn
I'm the wrecking ball for this Christmas con
Coca-Cola can't save you now
Their red suit puppet is taking a bow
Snowmen crack under heavy boots
I'm the storm of truth and I'm cutting loose
No lights, no cheer, just wreckage and flames
Your holiday's gone, you've only got shame
No jolly old nick, no gifts in your hand
This is sleigh wrecked, it's the end of the land
You prayed for peace but got my wrath
Elves in chains, I burned the path
North Pole's empty, it's frozen and done
I took every gift, left not a single one
Mistletoe doused in gasoline
Lit the match, turned it into a scene
The truth's a blade wrapped in bows
Coming through the lies as the carnage grows
This ain't your story
This ain't your night
I hijacked your sleigh
Took out the lights
Sleigh wrecked, broken
Nothing remains
Merry Christmas
Nah, just your holiday stains
No lights, no cheer, just wreckage and flames
Your holiday's gone, you've only got shame
No jolly old nick, no gifts in your hand
This is sleigh wrecked, it's the end of the land
Santa's sleigh crashed, cause I cut the line quick
Rudolph in the ditch, Dasher's lost his grip
This ain't holiday cheer, it's an apocalypse
Fake-ass trees, I'm ripping them apart
Shoving ornaments through the Grinch's black heart
Carol's playing, nah, it's a scream track now
Jingle all the way to your Christmas meltdown
Frosty caught fire, he melted too fast
Santa saw me coming, but the sleigh didn't last
I left tinsel traps, bows rigged with blasts
This ain't festive fun, it's your final gasp
Eggnog spiked with a vengeance so raw
Grandma's cookies turned to weapons of war
The mall Santa ran, beard ripped from his face
Christmas is dead, I've erased its trace
No lights, no cheer, just wreckage and flames
Your holiday's gone, you've only got shame
No jolly old nick, no gifts in your hand
This is sleigh wrecked, it's the end of the land
Deck the halls, I broke the walls
Your wreath's in flames and your spirit falls
Silent night, nah, it's a riot tonight
I'm flipping sleighs like I'm running a heist
Reindeer bones crunched Santa's last breath
You wanted joy, but I brought death
Your credit card maxed, your soul overdrawn
I'm the wrecking ball for this Christmas con
Coca-Cola can't save you now
Their red suit puppet is taking a bow
Snowmen crack under heavy boots
I'm the storm of truth and I'm cutting loose
No lights, no cheer, just wreckage and flames
Your holiday's gone, you've only got shame
No jolly old nick, no gifts in your hand
This is sleigh wrecked, it's the end of the land
You prayed for peace but got my wrath
Elves in chains, I burned the path
North Pole's empty, it's frozen and done
I took every gift, left not a single one
Mistletoe doused in gasoline
Lit the match, turned it into a scene
The truth's a blade wrapped in bows
Coming through the lies as the carnage grows
This ain't your story
This ain't your night
I hijacked your sleigh
Took out the lights
Sleigh wrecked, broken
Nothing remains
Merry Christmas
Nah, just your holiday stains
No lights, no cheer, just wreckage and flames
Your holiday's gone, you've only got shame
No jolly old nick, no gifts in your hand
This is sleigh wrecked, it's the end of the land
Writer: Darren Croll
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid