3EyedCrow - The Legend Of Shibler Karn Berpenurp Wifabawap Lyrics

The legend of Shiblercon Burpenerb Wifflebob
Though you'll gather round for a story so whack
About a name that'll make your tongue crack
Shiblercon Burpenerb Wifflebob
Say it three times fast and your brain might pop
Shiblercon rolls deep in the game
With a name so wild it puts others to shame
Came from a town you never heard of before
With a one-eyed llama and a squeaky screen door
Burpenerb swag with Wafflebob
Moves, breaks all the rules, grooves with no shoes
Got a pet iguana named Sir McSheese
They play the kazoo and party with bees
Shiblercon Burpenerb Wifflebob
Rocking the scene and making jaws drop
A funky legend, a certified bop
When Shibler's around, the beat won't stop
Got a mullet so fly it's defying gravity
Invented a dance called the Flabbergast Free
Hits the club with a pogo stick
Turn heads like, who's this lunatic
But Shibler's got style, Shibler's got flair
A cape made of tinfoil and underwear
Rolls into town on a unicycle ride
With a boombox blasting, step aside
Shiblercon Burpenerb Wifflebob
Rocking the scene and making jaws drop
A funky legend, a certified bop
When Shibler's around, the beat won't stop
Now Shibler's got a motto that's hard to deny
Live weird, stay bold, aim for the sky
With a name like that you can't stay tame
Shiblercon's redefining the game
Now some say Shibler's from outer space
Sent here to funk up the human race
With a Burpenerb grin and Wifflebob charm
Shibler keeps chaos from doing us harm
Wanna dance off with a goat named Clyde
Top big foot out of electric slide
If you hear that name better clear the floor
Cause Shiblercon about to give you more
Shiblercon Burpenerb Wifflebob
Rocking the scene and making jaws drop
A funky legend, a certified bop
When Shibler's around, the beat won't stop
So remember the name, it's a tongue twisting feat
Shiblercon's the groove, you just can't beat
Burpenerb, Wifflebob, the myth, the fact
The funkiest hero to ever impact
Wifflebob out