420 Police - Hey My Lighter Lyrics

I was sittin' 'round trying to smoke some weed
I was searching for my flame, I was really in need
But I couldn't find my lighter anywhere
I was feindin' I was Jonesin' I was pullin' out my hair
I couldn't find it in the bathroom or the kitchen
Now I am a desperado, I am a man on a mission

Hey my lighter what the f*ck?
I can't find my lighter
And this is so f*cked up
Hey my lighter what the f*ck
I can't find my lighter
And this is so f*cked up
So f*cked up
So f*cked up
So f*cked up

I looked through all the pockets in my jacket
I had a loaded bowl, didn't even have to pack it
I looked through my car and in my dresser drawer
I thought I was going to have to go to the store
I asked everybody hangin' around
No Vic's, no zippo's, nothin' to be found

Hey my lighter what the f*ck?
I can't find my lighter
And this is so f*cked up
Hey my lighter what the f*ck
I can't find my lighter
And this is so f*cked up
So f*cked up
So f*cked up
So f*cked up

It could have been the teacher with the dreadlocks in her hair
Where maybe the mixed martial arts fighter
I know this cruel creature knew damn well this wasn't fair
Why do people always take my lighter?

It could have been Ricky it might have been Dave
It was probably that bitch Liz
I'm gonna hunt 'em down
I'm gonna find out where they are
I'm gonna... Wait! There it is!

Now I got my lighter in my hand
Now I am the happiest man in the land
I got a great big smile upon my face
And ya know, so does everyone else in this place

We're all going to get really high
No need to linger longer, no need to wonder why

Hey my lighter what the f*ck?
I have found my lighter and we're going to get so f*cked up
So f*cked up
So f*cked up
So f*cked up