The 42nd Street Singers - How Does Santa Fit Inside The Chimney? Lyrics

I left a note for Santa Claus, I told him to help himself
So he emptied out the food in the freezer
As well as the cabinet shelf
He didn't leave any turkey
Or stuffing for his elves
There was food to feed an army of reindeer but he ate it all himself
So tell me

How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit inside the chimney?

There were mashed potatoes and a TV dinner and some left-over pasta fagioli
Some chicken and veal, santa knows a good meal
You know Santa is nobody's fool
There were Baby Ruths and Snickers bars and assorted cakes and pies
A gallon of milk and Mallomars
No wonder he got to be that size
Yo, ho, ho, ho

How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit inside the chimney?

So if you hear bells and stomping feet some foggy xmas night
You'll know its only Santa Claus and his hearty appetite
Santa's got a real mean appetite
You know the big fat man with the long white beard
Is always in a jovial mood
But this year instead of toys
He stuffed his bag with food
Yo, ho, ho

How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit inside the chimney?

There were mashed potatoes and a TV dinner and some left-over pasta fagioli
Some chicken and veal, Santa knows a good meal
You know Santa is nobody's fool
There were Baby Ruths and Snickers bars and assorted cakes and pies
A gallon of milk and Mallomars
No wonder he got to be that size
Yo, ho, ho, ho

How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit inside the chimney?

So if you hear bells and stomping feet some foggy xmas night
You'll know its only Santa Claus and his hearty appetite
Santa's got a real mean appetite
You know the big fat man with the long white beard
Is always in a jovial mood
But this year instead of toys
He stuffed his bag with food
Yo, ho, ho

How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit?
How does Santa fit inside the chimney?